Thursday, July 3, 2014

Jack and Betty

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"

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47 comments :

  1. Betty was a very dedicated wife wasn't she....lol

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    1. She was bless her heart. :)

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  2. LOL A wife in a million 3 cheers for Betty Bangtidy :))

    Have faithfultastic day ;))

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    1. Three cheers indeed. :)

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  3. what a gal! roche' wants me to explain it to him and i told him to ask you. bwahahah

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. I'm fixed and even I got it.

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    2. I'm not explaining this to Roche. I'm just not going to do such a thing. :)

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  4. Too funny, 17 votes. That lady was having some fun. Sandee, have great day. Happy Fourth to ya too.

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    1. Yep, she was helping her man indeed. :)

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  5. Well now. Maybe that means i don't love my husband that much? Heeheehee!

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    1. I think you love your husband just fine. :)

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  6. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY sweetie! red white and blue HUGZZZ!! xoxoxo :-)

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    1. Happy 4th back honey. Big hugs. :)

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  7. boy oh boy- don't ask that kind of question unless you really want an answer!
    Happy 4th!

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    1. He doesn't seem to mind one bit though. Happy 4th to you too. :)

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  8. That's crazy, especially because he won the election by a margin of 8.

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    1. Behind every successful man there's a woman and in this case she had his back. :)

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  9. Laughing...that is too funny! Have a great day buddie-

    xoxo

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    1. You have a great day too honey. Big hugs. :)

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  10. Interesting Math that Betty has, bahahahaha!

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. Could it be the common core math? I hear that's pretty confusing. :)

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  11. Whew, that's a lot of votes to earn, lolol

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    1. I'm sure she did this with great pleasure. After all she was helping her husband. :)

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  12. MOL! Betty sure loves, uh, Jack! :D

    Enjoy your time on your boat Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. Yes she does. Bless her heart. :)

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  13. whoa!! Betty sure is unselfish :D !

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    1. Anything for hubby. :)

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  14. Whoa... Betty sure is unselfish :D and must be pretty hot too ;)

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    1. Apparently she's hot too. :)

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  15. Good thing he was only 17 votes short.... ;-) I almost had to get the pet rock oxygen after that one...

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    1. I would think Seymour would understand this very well. Remember all the things he did when he visited us. :)

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  16. Never ask that kind of question and never answer that kind of question.

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    1. I agree cube. I so agree. :)

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  17. Only 17??? Sounds like a wild nite.

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    1. Hope it wasn't all the same night. Good grief. :)

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  18. Betty sure knows how to please her husband, in a round-about way.

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    1. In a round-about way indeed. :)

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  19. That takes "doing your wifely duty" to an all new level.

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    1. Yes it does Stephanie. :)

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  20. Busy Betty! Hahaha

    Have a great w/e. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. A very busy Betty. Have a great weekend too honey. :)

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  21. Lol - Betty's been a busy girl.

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  22. hahahaha!! such a devoted wife. LOL
    happy fourth of July Sandee!

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    1. Yes devoted indeed. Thank you on the weekend. :)

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  23. Some things are better not to know

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