Thursday, July 17, 2014

Getting Married

On their way to the church to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.

St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of hours. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married? What with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"

Yet another hour passed before St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 hours to find a priest up here!  Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Humour
Image Credit: Hold Up – I Have Something To Say
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42 comments :

  1. hahaha!! i think he needs a couple of days or weeks :)

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    1. Or maybe longer Rocks. :)

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  2. LOL good one and I could quite believe that to they are scoundrels, what are they?

    Have a pearlytastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. Glad you like this Steve. :)

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  3. bahahahaha! Not the way I was expecting that to go!

    Have a fabulous day, kiddo! big hugs xoxo

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    1. You have a fabulous day too kiddo. :)

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  4. St. Peter, sounds a little over worked. Too funny. They need cell phones up there. Anyway, Sandee, have a wonderful day.

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    1. I think he's way overworked on this request. :)

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  5. It would be easier to find a plumber then a lawyer. Have a great day my good friend Sandee. Golfing tomorrow See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Far easier Paul, far easier. :)

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  6. too funny. roche' said to ask you if there were any rocks in heaven. what a little pistol he is, that one. thank you so much for the joy you have given me in him...

    hugs, bee
    oxoxxoxoxo

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    1. Of course there are rocks in heaven. That's where he's going someday you know. Tell him that. :)

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  7. hahahaaha
    So many people are shaking their heads reading this, I'm sure. :)

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    1. I'm sure you're right about this. :)

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  8. He has a better shot finding a lawyer than a lawyer/politician.

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    1. You are correct on your assessment. :)

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  9. Rarity of priests in Heaven?
    Have a great day!

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    1. Well they do get picked on a lot. :)

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  10. St. Peter might be gone for days trying to find that lawyer!!! LOL Great one, Sandee! I loved it and hope you have a fantastic day! :)

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    1. I thought this was ironic.

      You have a fantastic day too my friend. :)

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  11. haha you are the sweetest Sandee!! :) hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    1. I'm a bit goofy too Angel. Big hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz back. :)

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  12. oh hahahahah Have a great day!

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    1. Well yes. You have a great day too. :)

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  13. Unfortunately, St. Peter is sooooo correct!! Blessings dear. Catherine

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    1. Unfortunately indeed Catherine.

      You have a blessed day my friend. :)

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  14. good luck with that one St. Peter :)

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    1. Yep, he's still looking for a lawyer. :)

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  15. Guess the answer then would be nope!

    Happy almost Friday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. Nope is the answer indeed. :)

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  16. Actually, unless it was an amicable divorce, he'd have to find two... Heeheehee!

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    1. You are right about that. :)

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  17. Lawyers in heaven is after all an oxymoron!

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  18. That alone would make heaven heaven.

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    1. Exactly Binky. No lawyers and no politicians either. :)

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  19. haha didn't see that coming.

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    1. It's an old one, but it's a good one. :)

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    1. Yep, that's what I said too. :)

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