Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Viagra...

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terribly, doctor, terribly."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: WYLD
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44 comments :

  1. Bwahahahaha!!! At least it worked :))

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    1. I worked indeed Rocks. :)

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  2. LOL I was going to stop at McDonalds on my way to work this morning but now I'm afraid to

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    1. Young people are bad enough, but old folks? I'll pass too. :)

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  3. If they spilled any she might be able to sue them for dying of embarassment. ;)

    Have a fab day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I hadn't thought of that Barb. :)

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  4. Now that's what I call a happy meal!!!!

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    1. Way better than the usual happy meal you can get there too. :)

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  5. That was probably the first really good cup of coffee they've had at Mickey D's. Just sayin'.

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    1. You're probably right Driller. :)

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  6. Like the comment about the Happy Meal. That is a good one Sandee. Made me smile this morning. Have yourself a great day.

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    1. Yep, that comment made me laugh out loud.

      You have yourself a great day too. :)

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  7. Hawhahhahhaha I thought something like that was coming :) Hugs and Love xxxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. Yes, this one was pretty predictable, but I liked it so there you go.

      Hugs and love back. :)

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  8. I really got a kick on that joke myself. Me, I don't need Viagra, I'm an Italian. Va va voom. Have a wonderful day Sandee and why don't you and your husband have lunch at MacDonald's today. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Thanks for letting me repost your joke over here Paul.

      Hubby and I never go to McDonald's. You think we should? :)

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  9. tee hee....hysterically funny!

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    1. I thought so too Kathe. Have a fabulous day. :)

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  10. Hahahahahahaaa. Hope nobody got hurt!

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Well at their ages you just never know.

      Big hugs back. ♥♥♥

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  11. Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa......
    Have a great day!

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    1. McDonald's will never be the same. :)

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  12. That's why I was asked to leave the last time I was there. c-)

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    1. I thought so too Stephanie. :)

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  14. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! :-h :-f =))

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    1. Yep, exactly what I said Mike. :)

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  15. At least it worked... Heeheehee!

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    1. Well that's the happy meal part. Bwahahahahahahaha. :)

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  16. There's always the drive up winder... ;-)

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    1. Kind of like the old drive in theaters. I remember those. Bwahahahahahaha. :)

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  17. HA HA HA HA OK that is HYSTERICAL... I JUST did a post on going to McDonald's.. then came here and you have this joke. What are the odds! HA HA HA!!!

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    1. Great minds think alike. :)

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  18. Not eating at McDonalds too much is good for your health too so the doctor was just looking out for her

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    1. I'm sure that's what the doctor was doing. :)

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  19. mcdonalds! ha ha ha roche' thinks this is so funny. he really doesn't understand it all but he won't admit that so he just laughs. i love that rock!

    smiles, bee
    oxxoxoxoxo

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    1. Bless his heart. I know how you love Roche. It shows. :)

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  20. LOL - with a rather gross image in my head. hehehe

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    1. Me too Rhonda. I keep thinking of my mother in law who's 94. :)

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  21. Yep, not exactly what you expect/want to come across McyD's. :)

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    1. Not at all Rosey. Not at all. :)

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  22. I'm with Skunkfeathers. Going to stick with the drive thru window from now on ;-)

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    1. Good idea. It's not good to see that kind of thing when you're trying to eat. :)

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