Thursday, June 12, 2014

More Wisdom

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Image Credit: First Baptist Church of Groton, MA
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  1. Maybe the last one is why I rarely cease to be amused by stuff

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    1. I laugh at myself all day long. :)

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  2. I think these are out of order. Thou shalt not weigh more than your refrigerator should have immediately followed a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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    1. You have a point Ann. I hadn't noticed that. :)

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  3. The one about junk is so blinkin true every single time LOL

    Have a quotetastic day :))

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    1. Yes it is. I've done this more than once. :)

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  4. The middle age thingy? I has it. I have a working theory for a solution though. I just need to find one of those circus mirrors that makes your butt look small. Then pass the cookies.

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. I has it too Barb and bugger on it. :)

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  5. You gotta laugh at yourself! I laugh at myself several dozen times per day, as do others LOL

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    1. Laughing at ourselves is a good thing. Yes indeed. :)

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  6. I spend my days laughing at myself. I also love the thought about thou shall not weigh as much as the refrigerator. That is so encouraging. LOL. Take care Sandee.

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    1. I appears we are all laughing at ourselves, but I don't weigh more than the refrigerator either. Thanks goodness. :)

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  7. If laughter is good medicine, i could overdose laughing at myself!

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    1. Me too. Isn't it wonderful? Yes it is. :)

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  8. I laugh at myself everyday when I look in the mirror and I realize Men are from earth. Women are from earth when I look at myself in the mirror. Ha,ha,ha. Sandee, you have a wonderful beautiful Thursday. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Good for you Paul. Laughing is a wonderful thing to do. :)

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  9. That last one is def. true. :) So's the junk one, ha!
    Have a great Thursday.

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    1. Indeed on both counts. You have a great Thursday too. :)

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  10. I find myself constantly amused by looking at my own actions.

    Also, here's a fashion tip for the ladies.
    When wearing the now popular animal prints as a part of your wardrobe, you should not be larger than the animal represented by the print. Just sayin'.

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    1. Your fashion tip is spot on. I've seen that and it's not pretty. :)

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  11. Seriously, some of those are funny... seriously ;-)

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    1. I was going for funny too. :)

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  12. So many of these are spot on.

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    1. I agree joeh. Have a fabulous day. :)

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  13. There are so many here that had me laughing but I especially loved two and three. Have a great one Sandee!

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    1. I loved the one about the husband doing dishes very much, It's so true too.

      You have a great one too. :)

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  14. oh i feel so much better now because i have never weighed more than my refrigerator. or my car. yay me!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. Yay for the both of us. :)

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  15. I,ll take that cookie in each hand

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  16. Ha ha these are awesome! This one:

    Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

    That is actually very deep!

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    1. Yep, you're right about the opportunities. :)

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  17. Too many of those are true!

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    1. Yes, too many are indeed true. :)

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  18. I am always repeating my mistakes haha

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  19. Oh so true, love the first one we are all from earth, unless theres something I dont know. And why dont we learn from the mistakes? Good ones. Have a great weekend!!!

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    1. Sometimes the mistakes are a lot of fun. :)

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  20. The one that made me laugh out loud - " Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator."

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  21. LOL - I love it! Especially the one about making ends meet....never fails! Great post!

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  22. Great Wisdom! funny but all true :D

    I so agree with the "making ends meet" :) haha!! It happens all the time.

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