Husband’s Text Message (by cell phone):
Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office, Paula brought me to the Hospital, they have been taking tests and X-rays.
The blow to my head has been very strong, fortunately it seems that it did not cause any serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.
Wife’s Response: Who’s Paula?
Hat tip: Steve of bethere2day