Thursday, May 22, 2014

The Pilot

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.

Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob."

All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says, "Don’t forget the coffee!"

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  1. LMAO cos the coffee is important, the steward should have walked really to spare any misunderstandings LOL

    Have a caffeinetastic day ← that wasn't my first choice

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    1. Yep, some people read more into things than necessary. :)

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    2. Gawd I should have said walked really slow not just really

      Most probably cos my mind was deep in that gutter =D>

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  2. Hopefully the pilot will not be enjoying both at the same time. We wouldn't want that coffee getting spilled on one of them. That stuff can burn

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    1. I love your sense of humor Ann. :)

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  3. Oh goodness, good one. We agree with Ann. Wishing Sandee, Zane and Little Bit a fantastic day.

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    1. Ann has some great comments indeed.

      You all have a fantastic day too. :)

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  4. Very funny, but I have to say that could be a dangerous combination.

    Oh, that's what Ann said...i have to read comments first.

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    1. Yes, Ann has been nailing the funny comments of late. :)

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  5. Very interesting and funny. I wonder is when I'm on my flight to Florida to get my cruise and if the stewardess asks if I want coffee, should I include the rest? Ha,ha,ha. I guess I'm wide awake now. Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. You can include the rest if you want to get slapped. By her and your wife. :)

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  6. roche' thinks this would be fun. of course he thinks the bj is blowing dust off him. i just love that little guy!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. Yeah, why does everyone have their mind in the gutter?

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    2. Roche is still young and has no idea about these things. Bless his heart. :)

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    3. Because that's what this joke is supposed to put your mind. :)

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    4. Well, my mind went directly to the gutter. :)

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  7. Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. Bwahahahahah! Thanks for the photo fix and the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. I too thought it was a nice play on words.

      You're welcome.

      Big hugs back. :)

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    2. Yup, 'tis funny... gutter or not. ;)

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  8. Hope they turn the mic off! :)

    Happy almost the weekend Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. Bwahahahahaha. I hadn't thought about that. Good one. :)

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  9. hahahah fresh passenger! :)

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    1. Very fresh passenger. :)

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  10. well now....this is hilarious! I imagine he wasn't telling everyone to have a good day as they dis-embarked! hee hee

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    1. I'm guessing he wasn't. :)

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  11. Ouch! And how funny!!

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    1. Some people just assume the worst. :)

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  12. Nothing like a good cup of coffee while relaxing!

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  13. *snort* and I bet she ran up there real fast. Bwahahaahahahahahahaa!

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    1. And without the coffee. :)

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  14. nyahahaha!!! but yes..coffee is relaxing :)

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    1. It is indeed Rocks. :)

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  15. You make my day again. Hahahaha. That one passenger did make an assumption.

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    1. Yes that passenger did make an assumption. :)

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  16. But for that attentive passenger, the pilot wouldn't of got his coffee...

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    1. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Hey to Seymour. :)

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  17. Hope she didn't forget the coffee!!
    Have a beautiful weekend. Blessings dear. Catherine

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    1. Well she had that passenger remind her. You have a beautiful weekend too Catherine. :)

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  18. Smart passenger.
    Have a great day!

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    1. Yes, very quick thinking passenger.

      You have a great day too my friend. :)

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