There was a man whose wife didn’t respond to his desires. This continued for about six months. As frustration built, he decided to see a doctor about his wife’s lack of attention toward him. The doctor gave him a bottle of pills and said, “Now, just before your wife retires, give her a cup of milk and slip a couple of these pills in it. Before you know it, she will be more than obliging.”
So he goes home, very excited! When night comes, he offers his wife a cup of milk and slips in a couple of those pills. He then says to himself, “Now why should she have all the fun?” So he pours himself a cup and puts the whole bottle into his cup. He takes both cups to his wife in bed, and they talk for a bit before drinking the milk.
After a half hour, both fall asleep. Then, his wife suddenly sits straight up in the bed, and says, “Darling, Darling! Wake up! Wake up! I need a man NOW!”
The husband sits straight up, too, and shouts, “SO DO I! SO DO I!”
Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: Clover Cafe Asakusa