Tuesday, May 6, 2014

The Pills

There was a man whose wife didn’t respond to his desires. This continued for about six months. As frustration built, he decided to see a doctor about his wife’s lack of attention toward him. The doctor gave him a bottle of pills and said, “Now, just before your wife retires, give her a cup of milk and slip a couple of these pills in it. Before you know it, she will be more than obliging.”

So he goes home, very excited! When night comes, he offers his wife a cup of milk and slips in a couple of those pills. He then says to himself, “Now why should she have all the fun?” So he pours himself a cup and puts the whole bottle into his cup. He takes both cups to his wife in bed, and they talk for a bit before drinking the milk.

After a half hour, both fall asleep. Then, his wife suddenly sits straight up in the bed, and says, “Darling, Darling! Wake up! Wake up! I need a man NOW!”

The husband sits straight up, too, and shouts, “SO DO I! SO DO I!”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: Clover Cafe Asakusa
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47 comments :

  1. Probably not the best idea hubby could have come up with, hahahaa

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    1. Yes, he shouldn't have taken any of her pills. :)

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  2. I hate it when this happens... but I don't get it. srsly.

    Have a superfuntabulous day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. The pills were for women so they will want a man. He took them and wanted a man too. :)

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  3. yet more proof that men aren't always the brightest bulbs in the box :)

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    1. So very true. Ours are brilliant, but there are many like this one. :)

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  4. LOL careful what you wish for!!!

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  5. Barb - Neither do I :)

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    1. See my reply to Barb. :)

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  6. Barb, I guess it is just a man thang. They entertain so easily.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. I know mine is easily entertained. Bless his heart. Hugs back. :)

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  7. Too funny. Silly man. Good one Sandee. Thanks for the laugh this morning. Hope all of you have a fabulous day.

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    1. You have a fabulous day too Marg. :)

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  8. I prefer it when you make fun of dumb blondes!

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    1. I'm sure you do prefer the dumb blonde jokes. :)

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  9. I prefer and enjoy the dumb blondes jokes. I think I'll do that today on my blog. I hope that you'll enjoy them Sandee. Have a great Tuesday. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. I agree Paul the blonde jokes rock and then some. Have a great Tuesday too Paul. :)

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  10. That will teach him LMAO :)

    Have a pilltastic day Sandee :)

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    1. Yes it will Steve. Not the kind of lesson he was going for though. :)

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  11. And that is why you shouldn't share medications

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    1. You are spot on Bearman. :)

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  12. oh ho ho ho so silly! Have a great silly day!

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    1. You have a great silly day too honey. Big hugs. :)

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  13. How funny! Thanks for the giggle!

    Hope you're enjoying a lovely day! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. You're welcome.

      Have a lovely day yourself. Scritches to the babies. :)

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  14. That's what happens when you share prescriptions. LOL

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    1. Yes, it is what happens. :)

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  15. Oh my, guess he didn't read the warning label. LOL!
    Happy Tuesday!

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    1. Apparently not Jean(ie). Happy Wednesday. :)

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  16. I suppose there is a moral there. Could just be don't get too messed up or your true self may emerge!

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    1. Some pills you just can't take. :)

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  17. Those pills should have been labeled!

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    1. Labeled in CAPS too. :)

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  18. I think this was originally a blond who souled things up after she went to the doctor. Of course things went all wrong for her. :(

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    1. "souped" things up

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    2. I agree with you Jim. This could so be a blonde joke. :)

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  19. Hahahahaaaaa....nice one!

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    1. He won't take her pills again. :)

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  20. Hahaha! This husband was not too brilliant.

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    1. I think he's a blonde Carol. :)

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  21. nyahaha :D Not the snartest thing to do :)

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    1. Certainly didn't get him what he wanted. :)

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  22. This is why medications come with the warning, use only as directed.

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  23. Ha Ha!!! I read this out aloud to Michelle & her niece who's staying for a few days. They both laughed out loud.

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