Thursday, May 29, 2014

Biology Exam

Mr. Jacobs, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Arnold, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Arnold gasped, then said coldly, "Mr. Jacobs, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this." With that she sat down red-faced.

Unperturbed, Mr. Jacobs called on Miss Jones and asked the same question.

Miss Jones, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct," said Mr. Jacobs. "And now, Miss Arnold, I have three things to say to you.
  • One, you have not studied your lesson. 
  • Two, you have a dirty mind. 
  • And three, you will someday be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
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  1. Well it's true isn't it LOL

    Have a mediumlargetastic day d(

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    1. Bwahahahahahahahaha Steve. :)

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  2. lol and lol at Steve's smiley emoticon in the response above mine. :D

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    1. Yep, Steve is a funny guy. :)

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  3. Hawahhwahhha loved it. have a super day and big Hugs xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. You have a super day too. Big hugs back. :)

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  4. How I wish. Ha,ha,ha. Have a great day Sandee and have your eye to the sky because you'll probably see something big and bright and expands. No, not that. It's the sun. LOL
    See ya

    Paul

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    1. That's what hubby said. Yes, it's the sun and I can see it too, :)

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  5. That is hysterical, and someone needs to talk to that first child's parents. Hope all of you have a great day.

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    1. Well the limb doesn't fall too far from the tree so I'm guessing the parents aren't all that bright either. :)

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  6. Probably Ms. Arnold may feel that Mr. Jacob is pessimistic.
    Have a great day!

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    1. Perhaps this is true. :)

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  7. ouch! Stupidity is soon punished!

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  8. Arrogance and stupidity often go together. Bwahahahaha

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yes, they go hand in hand. Big hugs back. :)

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  9. Ha ha! That mad me chuckle!

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    1. Good, I like to make people chuckle. :)

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  10. The disappointment line was my exact thought.

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    1. Yes, you men seem to get that right away. :)

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  11. Shoot, it took me three minutes just to figure out what the first girl thought the answer was. Does that say something about me or my husband? :)

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    1. No that doesn't say anything about you or your husband. :)

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  12. I got this one when I read early in the first paragraph. Only because I have a biology degree and this joke has made the rounds... even in my day.

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    1. I'd not heard this one before, but I'm not a biology major either. :)

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  13. I would think that someone in Junior College would already have first hand knowledge about such things :)

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    1. You would think Ann, but this one just didn't get it at all. :)

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  14. See? I thought it was skin. When you get plump. ;)

    She was SO busted. And she WILL so be disappointed. bahahahaha!

    big hugs from hawt and steamy south jawjah. xoxo

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    1. She is so busted indeed. And your mind didn't go in the gutter either. Good for you. :)

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  15. Doesn't everyones?? haha

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    1. Maybe so, and maybe not. :)

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  16. too cute hun!! :) hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! Have a terrific weekend!!:)

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    1. Hugs back Angel. I loved your post today. Spot on. :)

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  17. Thank you for your kind comment. I am so happy to be happy again. I hope you are having a great week!

    Big Hugs!
    Lydia

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    1. You've been stressed out long enough it's time to have some fun at work. :)

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  18. My first thought was the stomach, when you eat, because it does expand. But i knew that was wrong, because it doesn't expand that much.

    Funny joke!

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    1. Neither does what she was thinking. :)

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  19. Hee hee! Made me giggle!

    Happy Almost Friday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. Perception is different for all of us.

      Have a fabulous weekend. Scritches to the babies. :)

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  20. I think ego does that too. Is that an organ?

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    1. I think you are right Binky. That ego can get pretty huge on some folks. :)

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  21. What was she thinking? Seriously? hahahaha!! :D The instructor is right..she'll be disappointed someday..haha!

    Have a nice weekend Sandee!

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    1. She surely will be disappointed one day. :)

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  22. How funny. Thanks for sharing. A good laugh as always.

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    1. Glad you enjoyed this. Have a fabulous weekend. :)

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  23. Give that prof a *rim shot*

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    1. A great *rim shot*. :)

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  24. Poor Miss Arnold!! Blessings dear and have a wonderful weekend. Catherine xo

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    1. Yes, poor Miss Arnold indeed. She didn't study and look where it got her.

      Blessing back and you have a wonderful weekend too Catherine. :)

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  25. Very disappointed.
    Biology reminds me of this incident from a few weeks ago. At church on Sundays for part of our meeting we have a question & answer discussion of a study article in the Watchtower magazine. This particular study article was about God's creation & the wonders of nature. My father in law who's 77 put his hand up & when he got the microphone he was talking about tiny microscopic creatures. He meant to use the word organism but instead, during a senior moment, said tiny little orgasms

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    1. Did the entire church laugh? I would have. I think this is so precious. I really do. :)

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  26. I will admit, I thought of the same organ, but did question the math :)

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