Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Area 51

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high- security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"

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52 comments :

  1. bahahahaha. The military might be a formidable force... but a suspicious wife you do not want to mess with. Y'all.

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. Amen to this Barb. So very true. :)

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  2. The wife's interrogation skills go way beyond that of the military

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  3. Hell hath no fury...this proves it LOL

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    1. Fury and then some. :)

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  4. Ha! I did not see that coming!

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    1. Yet it makes perfect sense. :)

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    1. And you're sharper than the average Joeh. :)

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  6. Ha, that did used to be the way!! :) Thanks for the laugh. :)

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    1. Yes, and it still works too. :)

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  7. Too funny. The wife is so much worse than the military. Poor guy just couldn't win. Have a great day Sandee and Zane and Little Bit.

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    1. They have different styles of insanity.

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    2. Yes Marge, way worse then the military. :)

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    3. A scarier style of insanity Kyla. :)

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  8. I love it Sandee, that poor husband. After first being interrogated by the Air Force and then by his wife. What's next? Have a wonderful day my friend. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. That poor husband indeed.

      You have a wonderful day too my friend. :)

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  9. Hawahwhahhwhaa hope you had a super Memorial Holiday . Big hugs xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. We had a very nice Memorial Day weekend. Big hugs back. ♥♥♥

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  10. Plausible Deniability haha

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  11. See, never doubt you husbands ... c-)

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    1. Well in this case yes, many others no. :)

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  12. LMAO definitely didn't see that coming

    Have a surprisinglytatic day h-(

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    1. And with your sense of humor I would have thought you would see that coming. :)

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  13. That was too cute!! Blessings dear. Catherine

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    1. I thought so too Catherine. Blessing back. :)

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  14. hahahahahaha that is so funny!! I live in Vegas!!!
    Have a great day!!

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    1. I had fun going through that area, but those no trespassing signs we took very serious. :)

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  15. Didn't see that coming either. Thanks for the smile.

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    1. You're most welcome. :)

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  16. What to do, what to do... ;-)

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    1. That's about all he can do. :)

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    1. You are right about that. :)

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  18. I think he's pushing his luck!

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    1. Well, he's far more afraid of his wife. :)

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  19. The pilot had to choose between the devil and the deep sea

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    1. You are spot on my friend. :)

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  20. oh good grief- that poor man!

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    1. Poor man indeed. Bless his heart. :)

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  21. That is priceless! More scared of the wife than getting shot :)

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    1. He's a smart man indeed. :)

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  22. The military would definitely be easier to contend with than a pissed off wife! JS.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. You are right about that. More hugs back. :)

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  23. hahaha!! His wife is tougher than the military...:) I guess husbands understand that well :D

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  24. Brilliant joke Sandee. I read it out & Michelle had a good laugh too.

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  25. LOL - funny and I love catskillbloggers score card.

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