Tuesday, May 20, 2014

About Children

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.

For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
  • Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
  • Super glue is forever.
  • No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.
  • Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
  • VCR's do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
  • Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
  • Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
  • You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
  • Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
  • The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
  • It will however make cats dizzy.
  • Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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  1. I'm thinking that if they were to show that commercial today with the VCR ejecting the peanut butter and jelly sandwich that it would be followed by a commercial for a law firm representing those who have had damage done to their VCR's

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    1. You are probably right about the lawyers Ann. We are such a litigious society. :)

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  2. I didn;t use the spin cycle but it's hairball season so it's almost the same thing. srsly.

    Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I so remember Barb. I so remember.

      You have a lovely day too. Big hugs back. :)

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  3. Oh boy, I'll definitely try keeping those in mind! LOL I would have never guessed you need to check the oven and the idea with Jell-O in the pool is actually pretty good ;) What a shame it doesn't work.
    Have a wonderful week!

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    1. No the jello and the pool filters don't like each other at all.

      You have a wonderful week too. :)

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  4. Wait, garbage bags don't make good parachutes?? Well I need to make new plans for this coming Saturday then! Damn.

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    1. Bed sheets do a better job. Not by much though. :)

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  5. I can attest to a few of these. The only thing I have found super glue to successfully hold together is the thumb and fore-finger.

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    1. You are spot on about the super glue. That stuff is terrible on any body part. :)

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  6. Oh I needed a laugh this morning. Thanks Sandee. Too funny all those children doing all those things. Thank COD, the only children I have are animals.
    Take care and have a great day.

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    1. Yes, you saved yourself a lot of agony with not having kids. Animals are way more fun. :)

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  7. As soon as read this Sandee, I sent it to my daughter, Nicole who has two rambunctious children, my grandkids. She'll get a kick out of this. She allows has a cat. Enjoy your day my friend. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Yep, all parents can appreciate this post.

      You have a fabulous day too my friend. :)

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  8. When our daughter and her husband bought their home, the cap for the exterior sewer clean-out was missing. The grandkids decided that it was a great place to drop golf balls...and the rest is history.
    The lesson learned is that where ever there is a hole or an opening, kids will fill it with something. Just sayin'.

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    1. Oh goodness. Bless their hearts. I'll bet that was expensive to fix.

      Have a fabulous day. :)

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  9. Oh this is hilarious. Have a super Tuesday Big hugs xxoxxx


    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. You have a super Tuesday too. Big hugs back. ♥♥♥

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  10. lol I'd have everyone in an uproar if I found earthworms in the washing machine. My husband had a wet riding mower filter and asked if he should put it in the dryer. Um no. And he's GROWN! Can you imagine the gas stink that would have ensued on our clothes for centuries to come??? Aye!

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    1. Bless your husbands heart. That's so typical of boys though. It's a good idea to them. :)

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  11. does give one pause doesn't it! too funny!

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    1. It sure does Kathe and my son did most of this stuff and probably a lot of stuff I'll never know about. :)

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  12. I made it through! Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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    1. Me too Catherine. Blessing back. :)

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  13. Even with our grands, we are pretty much past this stage. Fun and crazy times, that is for sure.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yep, there was something to contend with often. Bless their hearts.

      Big hugs back honey. ♥♥♥

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  14. Hahaha! they made me laugh

    Have a tanfabulous day =))

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    1. Did you have kids Steve. We can laugh now, but not so much when they were doing these things. :)

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  15. These days may be gone, but the memories are forever!

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    1. We never forget a one of these. We remind them often too. :)

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  16. Poor kitties! I think the two sticky boys next door probably tried all these but thankfully they are in the process of moving before this weekend! Yay!

    Hope you're having a wonderful day Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. Boys can be a challenge indeed.

      You have a wonderful day too. It should be well past wine:30. Mine is in a few hours. :)

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  17. It's so funny that you would being this up this weekend. We're doing spring cleaning and we have found some old notebooks. One of them had an entry when my youngest daughter was five and we were discussing a lizard that was hanging out in our fireplace. I told her I didn't know what pronoun to use to describe it because boy lizards and girl lizards look the same. "Yeah, she commiserated, "Only their moms can tell." True story.



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    1. Only their moms can tell. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Love it. :)

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  18. I heard about a kid who microwaved a kitten to dry it off.

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    1. A lady microwaved her show dog to dry it off too. What are they thinking? They aren't thinking. :(

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    2. It had to be a toy poodle owner.

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    3. I don't remember the kind of dog, but it was a show dog. Idiot woman. :(

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  19. Garbage bags and parachutes----seems like I recall those days, but then we didn't have plastic bags and we tried bed sheets.

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    1. Yep, I remember the bed sheets too. What garbage bags. :)

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  20. You had me at VCR's lol Love your humor!!

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    1. Kids do the craziest things don't they. :)

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  21. Check the oven! Hahahahahaa so true...

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    1. People who have never had kids just don't get this and they sure don't remember the things they got into when they were little. :)

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  22. Hahaha. That's hilarious. I will remember that when I am getting married and having kids. Maybe I should make a poster of it and post it against the wall of my room so I could always remember the warnings.

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    1. They are challenging to say the least. You'll have fun and then there are days that it's not so much fun. :)

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  23. I think they didn't use enough Jell-o.

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  24. roche' thinks you should do one of these about rocks now. good luck!

    smiles, bee
    xoxooxoxox

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    1. Of course he does honey. It's all about him and we both know that. :)

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  25. Read the first comment about lawyers... and my thoughts were, they'd have to follow it up with a disclaimer EXPLAINING what a VCR actually IS?! Lol.

    Those were the days.

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