Saturday, May 17, 2014

About Children

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.

For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
  • A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house, 4 inches deep.
  • If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
  • A 3 year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
  • If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
  • You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
  • The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
  • When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late.
  • Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
  • A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
  • Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.
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34 comments :

  1. I had 4 younger brothers... For instance, the number of times my brother Christopher put holes into his head alone is astounding.

    Have a wonderful weekend! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Kids are entertaining to say the least. :)

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  2. did you also know that pop tarts will catch on fire and flames can shoot a foot up out of the toaster?

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    1. Yes, I knew this Ann. I raised a son and he was all boy. :)

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  3. Thankfully my girls didn't read this when they were younger. As for the baseball, I can assure there are lots of other interesting things that can go flying off a ceiling fan.

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    1. Yes indeed Rhonda. Kids can entertain themselves and then some. :)

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  4. LOL I believe the one about a three-year old's voice :)

    Have a great weekend Sandee :)

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    1. Yes, and I've had the misfortune to have dinner at the table next to said three-year-old. And the parents did nothing. :(

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  5. Oh my COD, those are funny. Some friends of mine were out for dinner one night and their son put powder on the ceiling fan. Guess it wasn't very funny.
    Hope Sandee, Zane and Little Bit all have a great day. Take care too.

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    1. Kids do the craziest things. They are so imaginative too. :)

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  6. When I was a small boy visiting my grandmother, they had a cigarette lighter in a cigarette tray. One day I lit the news paper. Flames went up so I ran and out it in the toilet to put it out. Well at the end I blackened the toilet seat. I can laugh now but at that time I thought I was going to burn down my grandparents home. Stupid young kids. When ever I sit on a toilet seat now , I think of that day. Oh by the way, I got a spanking that day, but not now. Ha,ha,ha. Have a great day Sandee. It's still cool in Amherstburg. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Well we hadn't learned about consequences yet. That came after almost burning the house down. :)

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  7. My 19 month old grandson is now already discovering some of these. c-)

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    1. Yes, and the grand-kids are way more fun than ours ever where. Wonder why that is. :)

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  8. Swallowed pennies and nickels usually pass through, too!

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    1. Very true and my son swallowed plenty of change. :)

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  9. No way I will ever share the info of the ceiling fan making a good bat. I've got three boys, and a girl, and none of them has this knowledge (knock on wood). ;)

    Thanks for the laughs, and have a have a happy weekend!

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    1. Well good for you for not experiencing anything to do with ceiling fans. It's not pretty. :)

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  10. Had to laugh at these
    I agree with Rosey I think most kids would try it if they knew LOL

    Have a ceiling-fan-tastic day =D>

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    1. You mean I'm not doing a good thing here? Bwahahahahahahaha. :)

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  11. I have three younger brothers and I have two sons.....nuff said!!!!

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    1. Yep, they can get into mischief without even trying. :)

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  12. oh great, now roche' wants to try all of those. he says he can too! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xooxoxoxxo

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    1. He'll probably do all of these things and more. Bless his heart. :)

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  13. Seymour bets I've done a few of those...he'd win the bet...

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    1. Yep, I've done a few myself. Seymour is smart. :)

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  14. I'm so glad my kids have fur and four feets!

    Hope you're having a wonderful Sadieday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. Yes, they get into far less trouble don't they.

      Yes, I'm having a wonderful Sadieday. :)

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  15. Anyone placing a "Child Proof" label on their product is guilty of false advertising. Just sayin'.

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    1. Very true indeed. I have to ask the kids to open the child proof bottles. :)

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  16. I have had two wee boys for two days. I can vouch for the fact that they are tiring, and have vivid imaginations.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. I can so relate. Girls can wear you down too, but not as bad. :)

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  17. Those are things I'm glad I don't know.

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    1. Good for you Binky. You know a lot about chocolate. That's all that matters. :)

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