Thursday, April 10, 2014

The Pub

I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Gaelic, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Ireland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Ireland?"

And that's the last thing I remember!

Hat tip: Das Skunkmeister
Image Credit: String Theory MUX
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44 comments :

  1. LOL, those women must not like Ireland at all

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    1. Kind of sounds that way doesn't it. :)

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  2. I love this one. I am still laughing. I even read it to hubby and my teen.

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    1. It's a nice play on words indeed. :)

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  3. ..... now you asked for it.

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  4. bahahahaha! I didn't see that one coming.

    Have a marvelous day, kiddo! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I didn't either and those are my favorite jokes. :)

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  5. Good one, that is really funny. It was time for a good laugh. Hope all of you have a purrfect day Sandee.

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    1. I'm glad you had a great birthday yesterday Marg. Scritches to the babies. :)

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  6. Ha,ha,ha,ha. Now that's funny Sandee. The sun is out today in Amherstburg and surprise, it's going to be in the 60's. Have a fantastic day my friend.

    Paul

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    1. I'm so happy you're getting some sun and 60 degrees? Wow, it's warming up finally. You have a great day too my friend. :)

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  7. a whale of a good joke! hahahah

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    1. Bwahahahahahaha. I love the pun. :)

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  8. Oh man that should be the last thing he remembers!!!

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  9. too funny. i woke roche' up laughing and of course he had to know what was so funny. thank you so much for my sweet rock. that little guy brightens every day of my life - and so do you!

    hugs, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. I know you love that Roche honey. You've had more fun with him and whenever you say anything about him I always tell Zane. He gets a kick out of Roche too. :)

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  10. (Said in a strong welsh accent) LMAO that made me laugh boyo :D

    Have a leektastic day ;-)

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    1. I'm glad you found this one amusing Steve. :)

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  11. Well that's pretty funny and so is Steve's comment above me. :)

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    1. Steve is a hoot. He's got a wicked sense of humor. :)

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  12. Lol! That'll teach him.

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    1. I'm pretty sure you're right about that. :)

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    1. Yep, sometimes you just need to say nothing. :)

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  14. Saw your link on Bethere2day.com glad I came over that was great!!! Cheers!
    Maggie@expatbrazil.

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    1. Nice to meet you Maggie. I'll pop over to your site now. :)

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  15. This is why you were supposed to pay attention in geography class!

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  16. And he was a winner of the geography bee.

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    1. That and some beat down. :)

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  17. Not a smooth move at all! I'd be running for my life after that. LOL!

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    1. He's not the brightest bulb in the pack for sure. :)

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  18. I only called my wife dumpling once, just once!

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  19. Seymour still rolls around the floor when he reads that one.

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  20. LOL!!! Too funny.

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  21. Since I'm half Irish I have a lot (too much) experience with this sort of thing. It's all fun and games until you wake up in another state, dressed as a boy scout and chained to a cheap motel's radiator.

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  22. Now that's funny, I don't care who you are...or where you're from...y'all!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  23. Lucky to remember anything at all.

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