Saturday, April 19, 2014

The Dream

A blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?

Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!

Doctor: (giggles quietly) So... what is the scenery like?

Blonde: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?

Blonde: Yes it did.

Doctor: And what did these letter spell?

Blonde: It said "Pull.

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44 comments :

  1. LOL funny I didn't expect that I just hope she remembers it next time :)

    Have a blondetastic day Sandee ;-)

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    1. She won't Steve. That's the beauty about blondes. :)

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  2. Oh, a push me-pull me toy! Endless fun for a blonde!

    Have a perfect day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. We can entertain ourselves very nicely. :)

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  3. Too funny. Poor girl. Anyway, it sure put a smile on my face this morning. Hope you and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day.

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    1. Glad it made you smile Marg. Scritches to all your babies. :)

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  4. I don't blame her. In panic you forget to push or pull.

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    1. Yes panic or being blonde has the same results. :)

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  5. Blondes...the last group it is still OK to make fun of. Well there is still the Irish, but that is it.

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    1. Yes, this is true. Will that every change? Probably not since most are white and it's okay to pick on whites. :)

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  6. Typical blonde, ha,ha,ha. Did I tell you that my wife was a dirty blonde but the difference with her is that she is brilliant not like me. I guess I should have been blonde? Naw.
    Sandee, have a beautiful Saturday. Are you going to be on your yacht today? See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Your wife is brilliant Paul because she chose you as her lifelong partner. :)

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  7. hahahahaaaaa! a super blonde joke!
    have a great day!

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    1. I thought so too. You have a great day as well. :)

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  8. I worked with a blonde like that...

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    1. I worked with a brunette like that. Really, I was always checking her roots. :)

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  9. Blond jokes will never get old! She probably has that horror movie dream where she's running up some stairs to get away from the killer but not getting anywhere because the damn stairs are an escalator going down.

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    1. That's another good angle. :)

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  10. What a small world this is. I had blonde jokes too ... c-)

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    1. I noticed that you had blonde jokes too, but your photographs were hot. Well for the guys anyway. :)

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  11. My daughter is a blonde (though her time w/that is about up, like mine was, her hair is getting darker). I love telling her blonde jokes. :D :D

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    1. Your kids are sharp though. I'm just saying. :)

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  12. Not sure which is scarier, that dream, or the fact that people like that vote!

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    1. The fact that they vote is way scarier. :(

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  13. oh ahahah I may be a blonde but I still think these jokes are funny.....

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    1. I'm blonde too honey. :)

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  14. you don't have to be a blonde to get this one wrong....lol

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    1. You are so right. I've known some brunettes that were pretty dim. :)

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  15. I don't really know what my favorite part is ----pushing or pulling! Quite sure you understand the meaning of what I comprehend.

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    1. Yes I caught your drift here. Bwahahahahahahahaha. :)

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  16. Who has time to read when a vampire's chasing you?

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    1. This is very true Binky. :)

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  17. Blondes are sooo entertaining, right? Dang right!

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yes we are honey. Big hugs. :)

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  18. Sadly, I do things like this all the time,

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    1. Sadly I do things like this all the time too. We have to laugh at ourselves now and then. :)

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  19. hi sandee
    my turn to steal one

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    1. Hi Phil. You are welcome to take anything off this site you wish. You've always been so kind to me. :)

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  20. PULL stands for Push Until 'Loud [to] Leave

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  21. Blonde jokes always make me laugh. Thanks for the giggles.

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    1. They make me laugh to and I think it's because I'm blonde. :)

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