Thursday, April 24, 2014

The Conductor

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with a drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve.

Finally, before the whole orchestra, he took a critical jab at the drummer, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, give him two sticks, and make him a drummer -- which must be why you play the drums."

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section, "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
Image Credit:trond - varlid


Thank you Tony McGurk for linking this video in comments. I thought I'd add it to this post. Hilarious.
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54 comments :

  1. OMG, I almost sprayed my screen with a mouthful of coffee. That is hysterical

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    1. I thought it was hysterical too. :)

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  2. Ha, ha, ha! This is a good one!

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    1. Yes it was a good one indeed. :)

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  3. Right! :) That's what he gets for being mean. ;)

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    1. He was mean alright. :)

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  4. HA!!! I hope he learned his lesson!

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  5. I knew that would bite him on the butt. Well done! Well done. And funny.

    Have a fabulous day. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. It did bite him on the butt. You have a fabulous day too honey. Big hugs back. ♥♥♥

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  6. Now that was just to darn funny. LMAO. Have a great day Sandee, and Zane and the doggie, Little Bit.

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  7. Yeah, I saw that one coming! hahahaha!

    March to your own drummer and have yourself a well-conducted day, Sandee! har! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I've always marched to my own drummer as you do. :)

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  8. I'll have to send this one to my brother who is a conductor of a high school orchestra & Jass band. Or I might send it one of his students. They might enjoy it better. ha,ha,ha. Sandee, have a great wonderful day. Keep up the heat and send it down here to me. LOL See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Send it to one of his students. That would be way more fun. :)

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    1. Excellent comeback. :)

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  10. I saw that coming.

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    1. I didn't see it coming. :)

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  11. good one! Cheers and big hugs!

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    1. Cheers and big hugs back. :)

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  12. LOL... Nailed him... I bet he learned his lesson.

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    1. We can hope he learned his lesson. :)

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  13. good one!
    have a great day!

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    1. You have a great day too. :)

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    1. I thought so too Jennifer. :)

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  15. LOL serves him right for being smug git ..great comeback :-)

    Have a beattastic day ;-)

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    1. A smug git. It is a great comeback. :)

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  16. Ha! I'm glad he got his comeuppance.

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  17. that was a KNEE SLAPPER for sure! roche' says hello and misses you.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxo

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    1. Tell Roche hello and that I miss him too. He sure did find a good home though. The best. ♥♥♥ to you both. :)

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  18. Ha ha! Serves him right!

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  19. Ain't it the truth. Saw that one coming!

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    1. Well most everyone saw it coming, but it's still a hoot. :)

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  20. cute!..tada! hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! xoxoxo:-)

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    1. Tada indeed. Big hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz back!! xoxoxo :)

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  21. He might be able to handle the triangle.

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    1. You might be right Binky. :)

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    1. Good to see you LYAO. My best to Seymour. :)

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  23. hahahaha!!! I can be a conductor :))
    Enjoy the weekend Sandee!

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    1. We both could Rocks. :)

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  24. Hilarious Sandee. I couldn't but help thing of the Bugs Bunny Conductor cartoon that I saw many years ago
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX1ljYx3g3k

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    1. Oh that video rocks Tony. Thanks for the link. :)

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  25. Brilliant come-back. Thanks for the giggles.

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    1. Yes brilliant come-back indeed. :)

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  26. I have not seen a Bugs cartoon for so long, I was laughing so hard, my husband had to see. Thanks for sharing. And for stopping by Oh My Heartsie Girl too.
    Have a great weekend,
    Karre

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    1. Bug Bunny was my favorite cartoon when I was growing up. My son loved him too. Glad you enjoyed this.

      Have a great weekend too. :)

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