A man walked into the election office and said to the receptionist, "I'd like to register as a candidate for the upcoming elections."
The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill out this form."
As he's filling the form, he comes to the question, "Are you circumcised?"
So, he asked the receptionist, "Is answering that question really necessary?"
She replied, "Well, yes, if you're circumcised you're not eligible to run."
He asked, "What difference would it make if I'm circumcised?"
She replied, "To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick."
Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
Image Credit: City of Green Bay