Saturday, April 26, 2014

The Candidate

A man walked into the election office and said to the receptionist, "I'd like to register as a candidate for the upcoming elections."

The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill out this form."

As he's filling the form, he comes to the question, "Are you circumcised?"

So, he asked the receptionist, "Is answering that question really necessary?"

She replied, "Well, yes, if you're circumcised you're not eligible to run."

He asked, "What difference would it make if I'm circumcised?"

She replied, "To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick."

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
Image Credit: City of Green Bay
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41 comments :

  1. LOL and isn't that absolutely spot on I would add liar too heheh!

    Have a tanfastic day Sandee ;-)

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    1. Well the liar part is a given isn't it. :)

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  2. LOL - hilarious. Thanks for the giggles.

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    1. Yes and so very true too. :)

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    1. Yep, you can't argue with the truth. :)

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  4. Gotta meet that criteria!

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    1. And most do meet this criteria. :)

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  5. Laughing out Loud. That is such a good point. Well said. Take care Sandee and have a great day.

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    1. Yes it is Marg. Have a great day too. :)

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  6. I love it. I laughed out loud as soon as got to the end. But you know Sandee, that joke is true, not the circumcision part, but the prick part.LOL Enjoy the day on your yacht my good friend. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Yes, I know it's true and so do you. You have your own where you live. :)

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  7. Superrrr! Incidentally Parliamentary Election is in progress in India!
    Have a great weekend!

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    1. Oh then you are going to be seeing this in person right after the election is over. :)

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  8. I guess Lorena Bobbitt really didn't want her husband to run for city council that year eh?

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    1. I'm guessing she didn't. Bwahahahahahahahaha. :)

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  9. I am sharing this one- hahahahah good one!

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    1. Help yourself Kathe. :)

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  10. This joke doesn't work for Hillary.

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    1. Perhaps she qualifies just fine. :)

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  11. Too true! Made me laugh.

    Have a fab Saturday. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. It's true indeed. Have a fab Saturday too honey. :)

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  12. Is it possible for a pet rock to hyperventilate while laughing?

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    1. I think Seymour will be just fine. :)

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  13. Well that makes sense to me and quite funny

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    1. Well it sure is true Ann. :)

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  14. Laughing....That's hilarious!

    xoxox

    Annie

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    1. Glad I made you laugh Annie. :)

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  15. Makes me glad my dad turned some people down when they asked him to run years ago! LOL

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    1. Your dad is a smart man. Yes he is. :)

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  16. oh i didn't see THAT one coming! ha ha ha

    roche' says "hey"!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. Yet you know politicians so very well. Hey back to Roche. :)

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  17. Yup. That's about right! bahahaaa!

    Have a perfect day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Yep, I laughed out loud when I read this one. Have a perfect day too. Big hugs. :)

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  18. Politicians need to be banned.

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    1. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Way more information than I needed to know. :)

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  20. I nearly snorted snot out my nose with that one Sandee. Lucky I didn't have a mouthful of coffee or I woulda made a mess of my nice shiny new laptop

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