Sunday, April 6, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Three Guys Walk into a Bar

The first guy says, "I have got the smallest arm in the world."
The second guy says, "I have the smallest head in the world."
The third guy says, "I have got the smallest d*ck in the world."

The three guys go to the Guinness World Records

The first guy comes back and says, "I really do have the smallest arm in the world."
The second guy comes back and says, "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world."
The third guy comes back angry, "Who the HECK is JUSTIN BEIBER?"


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  1. Brilliant LOL true though he is isn't he

    Have the silliest of Sunday's Sandee ;-)

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  2. The only reason I even know who JB is is because my niece Leann went through about a year of calling herself the futrue Mrs. Bieber. She's 16 now and seems to have outgrown that. Plus she has a boyfriend now.

    Have yourself a perfectly lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I'm so glad your niece got a grip. :)

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  3. Happy Sunday! And i hope we hear less and less about Mr. Bieber as time goes on.

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    1. That would make all of us. :)

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  4. He is not one of my favorites, that is for sure. But great story and probably very true. Have a great great Sunday, Sandee, Zane and the wonderful Little Bit. Take care.

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    1. I don't know if it's true, but it's funny. :)

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  5. Another big name that I hear too often yet know next to nothing about him. Of course now I know he holds a world record....lol

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    1. Yes he does hold a world record. :)

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  6. Wow, now that was funny. I'm embarrassed to say that he's Canadian as I am Canadian. He was really nice when he started but now he's a d*ck and a big one. Ha,ha,ha. Sandee, have a wonderful sunny Sunday my friend. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Don't be embarrassed Paul. You are a fine Canadian. Justin? Not so much. :)

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  7. good one! roche' even knows who jb is because he used to have that long swishy hair thing going that roche' wanted on his little cute head...

    smiles, bee
    xoxooxxoxo

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    1. Everyone pretty much knows who it is. My best to Roche. :)

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  8. My girls really don't like him, I think they will love this joke.

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    1. I'm pretty sure they will like the joke. :)

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  9. Good one, Sandee. I'm definitely not a fan of Justin's - so this is perfect! Loved it! Thanks so much for the chuckle this morning! I hope you have a marvelous day! :D

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    1. Yes I laughed out loud when I read this one. I'm not a fan of his at all. Have a marvelous day too honey. :)

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  10. Oh hahahah good one! Have a fabulous Sunday!

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    1. Yes, it's pick on Justin day. :)

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  11. Oh how Justin deserves every joke like this that is created about him. He is a class A punk for sure.

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    1. Oh BTW, you might want to check this out. Just a little virtual hug :)
      http://www.jenerallyinformed.com/2014/04/lookee-lookee-liebster-award.html#more

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    2. A class A punk? He is isn't he. :)

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  12. He makes up for the small Johnson by being a big ARSE!

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    1. He's a big ARSE indeed Wade. :)

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  13. Now that I can believe! c-)

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  14. That's a nice one. Have a great day!

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    1. You have a great day too. :)

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  15. Hardee har har. I'm sure Justin wouldn't approve, but who cares what Justin thinks.

    This is a true story... a guy goes into a bar and bets anyone that he's got his name tattooed on his penis. Of course most guys bet that he doesn't. Sure enough, the guy pulls out his unit, and there's a tattoo that reads, "Your name" on it. He won tons of bets over the years, but ended up on the medical examiners table due to cirrhosis of the liver.

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    1. Yikes on the cirrhosis of the liver part. :(

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  16. Makes perfect sense to me! The big body guards are a dead give-a-way!

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    1. Yep, it is isn't it. :)

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  17. That sounds about right :)

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    1. Poor Justin is having so many bad days. :)

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  18. Justin hasn't made the news lately, at least not over here.
    This is sooo funny, Sandee!! One more time I'm still smiling. :)
    ..

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    1. I about fell off my chair reading this joke. :)

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  19. he he he... Nuthin' like makin' fun of the Beib

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    1. He does give you a lot to work with too. :)

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  20. Smallest brain probably too.

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    1. You are probably right about that Bearman. :)

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  21. Yep, goes along with JB's small brain! Good one.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. He sure acts like an idiot. :)

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  22. And I couldn't help but laugh. :)

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    1. There's so much to work with isn't there. :)

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  23. When JB started playing on the radio, I thought he was a girl. lol

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