Sunday, April 13, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
Funny Warning Labels on Appliances
  • On Odor Eaters: Please do not eat.
  • On a blender: On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.
  • On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
  • On gloves: For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
  • On a fridge: Refrigerate after opening.
  • On alphabet blocks: Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
  • On a cardboard windshield sun-shade: 'Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place'.
  • On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
  • On a cup of McDonald's coffee: Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
  • On a microscope: Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
  • On a calendar: Use of term 'Sunday' for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. BFDude
5. Stupid Headlines
6. Blogitudes
7. Woodsterman
8. Easter Ideas
9. The Blog
10. Laugh Quotes

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41 comments :

  1. Do I need to add "Not to be used in the commission of a felony" to my web site so my customers don't do that? Wait... what about misdemeanors? Are those OK?

    Believe it or not, when I was still working in the corporate world a guy from the treasury dept would periodically stop by to ask if we'd sold an unusually high volume of green ink to a single source. No joke.

    Have a picture perfect day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I remember that warning too. We are such a sue happy society. :(

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  2. Brilliant, although they must think we are all morons LOL

    Have a great Silly Sunday

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    1. Many people are morons. :)

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  3. Those are hysterical and as usual, made the Person laugh out loud. Sandee, we sure hope that you and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day. Take care.

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    1. Yep, I like making the person LOL. :)

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  4. Well, i got my snicker in fr the morning! Some actual warning labels are hilarious.

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  5. Sometimes you've got to be specific. :)

    Have a happy Sun-Day and a great Sunday too. :)

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    1. For some folks being specific is essential. :)

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  6. On a cup of McDonald's coffee: Allow to cool before applying to groin area. I know that one is not funny. I picked up a coffee at MacDonald once ( now I love their coffee ) and while driving a car pulled up in front of me and I had stopped abruptly and you know the results. I had to stop at the side of the road because I was in pain. The coffee was great though.
    Have a great Sunday Sandee and have a fantastic time on your cruise ship. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. I see you remember the McDonald's big payout. Sorry you have such personal knowledge about hot coffee and pain.

      Have a fabulous Sunday my friend. :)

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  7. hee hee.....the lawyers who write these must think we are all idiots.....well...at least some! Have a great Sunday!

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    1. It's also their bread and butter. :)

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  8. Some of those are even about me. c-)

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    1. Why doesn't this surprise me Odie. :)

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  9. Love the glove tip! LOL If criminals need reminders of that, maybe they should rethink their career! :D

    Thank you for the laughs this morning, Sandee. They were all great and I hope you have a wonderday day! :D

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    1. Well some criminals are pretty dumb. Thank goodness for that. :)

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  10. My humans still get all warm and fuzzy when they tear off the labels that say "do not remove this tag under penalty of law". Whoops, I think I just turned them in.

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    1. What do they have? Mattress police? I take then off too. :)

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  11. Funny. My favorite, the sense of humor of the person behind the glove one.

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    1. Yep, they are all good, but that one takes the cake. :)

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  12. All are pretty good rules.

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  13. Warnings are oriented towards legal angle rather than actual use.

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    1. Yep, you have to keep the attorneys working. :(

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  14. Just proves once again that we have TOO many lawyers here! Hehe

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Amen to this and many of them are in Washington D.C. :(

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  15. roche' says these were written by mental little people (i understand you can't say midgets any more so i won't).

    smiles, bee
    xoxooxoxxo

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    1. Midget, midget and midget. So there. :)

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  16. I decided my last photo today qualifies for Silly Sunday so I joined the linky :)

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  17. oh dear, my blender didn't come with that warning. Those poor fish.
    Isn't it sad that warnings like these are actually necessary

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    1. Yes, it's more than sad. :)

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  18. I always drive with my sunshield in place. That way I don't see all the lousy drivers out there.

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    1. Bwahahahahahahaha. I hadn't thought of that. :)

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  19. Do not use this lawn mower to clip your hedges is an actual one sadly

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    1. Yes, these are all actual warnings. :(

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  20. Sounds to silly to be true!! I guess this is also very sad....Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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    1. These are all true Catherine, but they are indeed silly. :)

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  21. I guess the gloves OJ Simpson wears didn't come with a warning like that. Pity.

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