Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Golf Lesson

A young woman was taking a golf lesson and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance.

The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?”

“I was stung by a bee!” she said.

“Where?” he asked.

“Between the first and second hole.” she replied.

He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide."

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  1. I did see that one coming. :) Have a great Tuesday!!

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    1. Yes, that was an easy one to see coming. I just loved it though. Have a great Tuesday too. :)

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  2. Hahwhahhhahwhahhaaw. We are back after being abducted LOL.. We have missed you. Love n Hugs xxxoxxxxx


    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. I've missed you too. Love and hugs back. ♥♥♥

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  3. I literally had to read it twice before I got it. Dur.

    Have a groovy day, kiddo! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I know you are smart as a whip, so I'm guessing you're not familiar with golf? Big hugs and you have a groovy day too. ♥♥♥

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  4. So the pro was able to diagnose the problem but what's he going to do about it? :)

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    1. I haven't a clue. I'm not thinking there is much he can do about this. :)

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  5. Oh my, thanks for the giggles :)

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    1. It's a beautiful day for golf here. :)

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  6. Goodness, that was funny. Sure made the Person laugh out loud. Wishing you a really nice day Sandee. Take care too.

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    1. You all have a fabulous day too. ♥♥♥

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  7. Now as a golfer, that was a very funny just like when a golfer hits his balls, oops, hits his golf balls. Have a wonderful Tuesday Sandee. I hope the breezesl keep you nice and cool
    today. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. No breezes here today and it's warming up nicely. You have a wonderful day too my friend. :)

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    1. I thought it was a nice play on words. :)

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  9. LMAO don't you just love innuendo :-)

    Have a ballstastic day Sandee

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    1. Yes I love innuendo very much. :)

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  10. Seymour says he doesn't get it...*face palm*

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    1. Seymour gets this. Don't let him fool you. :)

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  11. i think i get it but roche' explained it to me so who knows? ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    oxxooxoxxo

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    1. I'm sure Roche did fine. He's pretty smart. :)

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  12. Haha! I got stung last week and it really, really hurt, but not in the same place :) Have great day :)

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    1. I think she just got stung by a bee and not where it implies. :)

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  13. I've heard that before and I still didn't see it coming.

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    1. Well, I'm happy about that. :)

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  14. I saw that one coming, but it still made me laugh out loud. I'll remember that one when I'm out on the golf course.

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    1. Yes, it's a great golf joke indeed. :)

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  15. Oh goodness Sandee. Hahaha that was terrible...but funny ;)

    Toodles,
    Tammy<3

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    1. You must have read it wrong. It wasn't a dirty joke at all. :)

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  16. Ouch-a! She will learn to keep her stance closer. Bwhahahahaha

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. I'm guessing so, or perhaps she should reword that sentence altogether. :)

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  17. Bees sting in the strangest places. Yep, that was funny!

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    1. I thought so too Ron. :)

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  18. There's a very good lesson here ... give me a minute ... c-)

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    1. Take all the time you need Odie. :)

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  19. That's going to leave a mark. Sorry been absent lately...very busy

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  20. So it obviously bit her on the dividing bit between her nostrils???

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    1. Bwahahahahahahaha. You crack me up Tony. :)

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  21. OMC! Totally didn't see that coming! Hahaha!

    Hope you're having a great week! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. It's a matter of how you interpret what she said. Clean or not so clean. :)

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  22. She should have worn Armor Wear.

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    1. We'll you are assuming where she got stung. :)

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  23. nyahaha!! Golf is such an interesting sports :)

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    1. Indeed it is Rocks. :)

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