Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Getting Married

An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.

"I would like it infrequently", she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"

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  1. LOL - I love semantics :)

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  2. Good to get the fine points sorted. bahahahaha!

    Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Essential to get the fine points sorted. :)

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  3. That's a pretty smart question.

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    1. Yes, and probably only a man would think of it. :)

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  4. Hahwhhahhwhawaa we haven't been around as been so busy I have missed my morning laughs :) Big hugs xxxxooxxxx


    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. We've missed you too. Big hugs back. :)

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  5. LMAO I had to say it a few times before I fell in heheh!

    Have a frequentlytastic day ;-)

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    1. I would have never thought you were slow on this kind of humor Steve. :)

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  6. LOL I had to think on that for a second before I got it!

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    1. It is a play on words. :)

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  7. I burst out laughing at the end of story. He's just like me, " infrequently " Ha,ha,ha. Frequently sounds good to me. I like that word. Your story made me feel very happy to start off the day Thanks my friend. Have a great Tuesday Sandee. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Infrequently is better than not at all. :)

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  8. I busted out laughing at that one! Gotta tell hubby.

    Big hugs and smiles from wet nawth Jawjah, honey...

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    1. I hope Dick liked this one. :)

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  9. two please! ha ha ha ha ha

    and don't tell roche'. he didn't get it and i told him the old guy couldn't spell!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. I won't tell Roche. He'll get into enough trouble without any help from me. :)

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  10. At that age, it's perhaps an impotent distinction..*ducking boos and throwd Depends condoms..*

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    1. Depends condoms? That's a new one for me. :)

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  11. oh hahahahah hilarious! Have a super duper day!

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    1. You have a super day too Kathe. :)

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  12. Smart boy (?) friend!
    Have a great day!

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    1. Very good question to ask. :)

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  13. Well this ole' guy definitely has his wits about him ... and obviously so much more! LOL Great one, Sandee. Thanks for the wonderful laugh today - hope you have a marvelous one! :D

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    1. Well we never know about the much more. Men are funny that way. :)

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  14. Was he disappointed or afraid?

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    1. Perhaps a bit of both. :)

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  15. Lol, time to break out the dictionary. Or maybe a thesaurus.
    Have a great day, Sandee!

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    1. You have a great day too Suzanne. :)

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  16. Well. That was quite a discussion! LOL

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    1. Yes it was quite a discussion. :)

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  17. Ha ha! Typical man ;)

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  18. LOL! That's hilarious!

    Hope you're having a wonderful day Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. Men! I loved this one too. :)

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  19. Bwahahahahahahahha. Loved this!

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    1. Aren't men just precious? :)

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  20. I guess he can hope.

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    1. Yes, I guess he can Binky. :)

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  21. I'm guessing she only meant it as one word

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    1. I'm pretty sure you're right Tony. :)

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    1. Glad I made you chuckle. :)

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    1. You sound just like me Rosey. :)

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  24. Dear Sandee, I would like to hear the rest of the conversation. lol
    Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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    1. Well I think it's one word for her and he's hoping it's two words. :)

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  25. hahaha!! that's very nice conversation :) very clear too :D

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  26. I would insist on two words. c-)

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    1. I'm not surprised Odie. :)

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