Thursday, March 6, 2014

The Conference

There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on.

Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."

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  1. Mr Guinness is clearly the winner here. Love this one

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    1. Yes, he's the winner for sure. :)

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  2. bahahahaha! I'll just whine about no wine, tyvm.

    Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Me too Barb. You have a lovely day too. :)

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  3. Sorry we are all behind with blogging but slowly catching up. Have a super day and big hugs xxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. You have to do what you have to do. Big hugs back. :)

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  4. Now that is a good one. Smart man and definitely a winner.
    Have a fabulous day Sandee and family.

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    1. I agree Marg. You have a fabulous day too. :)

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  5. The man definitely knows his beer! LOL Thanks Sandee! I'll have to share this with the hubs - another man who knows his beer! :D

    Hope you have a wonderful day! Big hugs ♥♥♥

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    1. Yes, he knows his beer. You have a wonderful day too honey. :)

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  6. What's beer? I haven't had a beer in over 30 years. Boy do I miss it. Canadian was my beer of choice when I drank beer. Canadian beer is the best not that weak American beer. Ha,ha,ha. Only joking Sandee.
    Have a wonderful Thursday my new friend Sandee. Stay warm because I'm very cold her in Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. I don't drink beer so I wouldn't have a clue what's good and what's not. It's warm here Paul. The sun is shining and the birds are singing. It's a beautiful day my friend. :)

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  7. The worst is diet beer. Really expensive water.

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    1. Diet beer? That is just weird. :)

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  8. hahahaa My husband said Guinness is the only beer that tastes better in draft than in a bottle. :)

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    1. You have a man that knows his beer. :)

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  9. oh that's a good one! roche' says he likes beer. i don't remember him ever having any but you know him, little bugger!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. He probably got some on one of those cruises. I sure didn't give him any when he was here. We don't even have beer in the house. :)

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  10. he's got a good point! Being from the part of the USA that is considered Beervana- I'd rather skip the beer if it isn't really tasty! Cheers- bottoms up!

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    1. I know nothing about beer. If I have pizza I'll have a Coors light. So, I haven't a clue about beer. :)

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  11. Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

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  12. I read that and almost immediately thought of Buck, who's a veritable connoisseur of all things beer ...cigars, too.

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  13. A man of words and straight to the point!

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  14. Hahaha! I wouldn't order beer either!

    It's getting close to Friday! Enjoy your day! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. I wouldn't either, but a nice glass of wine would do. Enjoy your day too. Scritches to the babies. :)

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  15. For real! LOL. Not much of a fan of watery american style lagers like the cheapos. Give me a good IPA or dunkel.

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    1. Many people aren't Jean(ie). I know nothing about beer. :)

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  16. LOL the ultimate put down :-)

    have a beertastic day :-)

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    1. I'm sure he's right. :)

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  18. Ha. That was a funny one.

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    1. Thank you Lady Lilith. :)

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  19. I'll have a coke, too.

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    1. I'd rather have a coke than a beer too. :)

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  20. LOL - we went to Guiness when we were in Dublin - this would reflect the attitude there. Thanks for the giggles :)

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    1. I've heard this same thing before that lots of American beers are just water. :)

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  21. Lol. My husband used to call Guinness a meal.

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    1. I tried one once and couldn't get it down. Too heavy for me. :)

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