Sunday, March 9, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Church Bulletins
  • The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
  • A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" – come early and listen to our choir practice.
  • Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8:00 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
  • Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
  • "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
  • The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
  • Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
  • Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
  • The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
  • Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
  • Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  • Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
  • The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

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47 comments :

  1. Haha! all funny especially the rummage sale, and Barbara remains in hospital LOL

    Have a great SS! ;-)

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    1. I've always loved these church bulletins. You have a great SS too Steve. :)

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  2. Don't forget your husbands.... bahahaha!

    Have a perfect day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Well that's easy to do sometimes Barb. Have a perfect day too. :)

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  3. English language is complicated? Haha! ;o)

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    1. Very complicated Abelle. :)

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  4. We liked all of them and they gave the Person a great our loud laugh this morning. Sure hope that Sandee, Zane and Little Bit all have a great day.

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    1. I love to make the person laugh. :)

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  5. some really good ones! roche' got a few of them but i had to explain most of them to him. the little pistol is on a tear this morning. he wants to shop online now. he has discovered amazon.com.... oh dear.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. Oh no, he's taking after you honey. You do a lot of shopping on line. Bless his heart. :)

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  6. All of these cracked me up, Sandee. :D So funny! The Rector is going to preach his farewell sermon and then the choir's gonna sing "Break Forth Into Joy" - hysterical! Thank you for hosting this hop & giving us great laughs every Sunday morning. Such a wonderful way to start each new week! :D

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    1. I'm happy you like this hop Marcia. Making people laugh and smile is a wonderful thing. :)

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  7. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. I loved this one. I did some music when I went to church, beautiful music. Ha,ha,ha. These are the things that make ones smile and laugh. Thanks Sandee. What a wonderful way to begin a morning. See ya my friend.

    Paul

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    1. I'm so glad you enjoyed these Paul. Thank you for the wonderful post you did today where you mentioned me. Very nice. Have a fabulous day. :)

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  8. lolzz..what a way to start my Sunday girly!! :) xoxoxoxox

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    1. You had a great post today too. :)

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  9. I'm getting ready to play a tune myself. c-)

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    1. Bwahahahahahahahaha. You crack me up Odie. :)

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  10. I'm going to have to start going back to church.

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    1. Just read the church's bulletin board. I'm just saying. :)

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  11. Oh Sandee, how I have come to appreciate the laughs you provide us on here :)

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    1. Thank you so very much. :)

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  12. For those looking to find Jesus, I suggest they check the water :)

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    1. Editing is a tough thing to do at times. :)

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  13. These are too funny not to share! Will share these on Facebook since most my Facebook friends are church connected.

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    1. Well church has humor too. It's a good thing. :)

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  14. as always good ones and I forgot about silly sunday oh well there is always next week have a good week :)

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    1. Yes, there's always next week. :)

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  15. Very amusing... especially the rummage sale.

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    1. Not a lot of editors at church is there? :)

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  16. lol, some of those would send me running!! :)

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  17. I seriously do not know which one is my favorite. Cast of their clothes and seen in the basement! I just about fell out of my chair!

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    1. Makes you wonder what they were really trying to say with some of these. :)

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  18. Husbands at a rummage sale! The wives shouldn't have worn them out!

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    1. Bwahahahahahahahaha. One of my faves. :)

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  19. Churches you should stay away from!

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  20. I've always been partial to "gracious hostility." It's a southern thang. Good laffs!

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Editing is a difficult thing, and sometimes it's impossible. :)

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  21. Super!!! Some of them are very special -
    Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
    The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
    Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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    1. Glad you enjoyed these. Some make you scratch your head though. :)

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  22. Wow, those are unfortunate.

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    1. They certainly are. :)

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  23. These are really funny. Are they real?

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    1. Yes, they are for real. :)

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  24. The 3rd one really cracked me up

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