Tuesday, March 11, 2014

New Supermarket

A while ago a new supermarket opened in Melbourne, Australia.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore!

Hat tip: Rajagopalan of Just Out
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  1. a little too much of a reality check on aisle 12! bahaha!

    Have a fabulous day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I agree Barb. That's way too much reality. :)

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  2. You had me really wanting to go to this store until I read the last line!!!

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    1. Yep, some aisles need to be left out of this. :)

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  3. Ha,ha,ha. Sounds like a great market. As I mentioned to Bee, we are getting 4 - 7 inches of the ugly dirty white snow again. In November with the first snow I thought how beautiful. Well now, it's just ugly. Have a great beautiful day there Sandee. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Sorry you are getting more snow Paul. I know you're sick and tired of that ugly white stuff. :)

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  4. Knew it would have a twist LOL, so funny. Have a super day and Big Hugs xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. You have a super day too and big hugs back. :)

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  5. LOL- I was wondering what disgusting smell was going to end this joke. Thanks for the giggles.

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    1. You know me too well Rhonda. :)

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  6. There can be too much application of a good idea!

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    1. Yes, there can be too much application of a good idea. :)

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  7. Oh my COD, that is so funny. I needed that laugh out loud this morning. I would think some animal people would put up a huge fuss over all that. Anyway, Sandee, do have a great day. Take care too.

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    1. I thought it was funny too. You all have a great day too. :)

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  8. HA- HA! Hopefully there are no sounds to go along with the piped in smells :)

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    1. Ewwwwwww...I'd not thought of any sounds. Bwahahahahahaha. :)

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  9. some of the ideas are really good though. well until the last one. i know sam's pipes bakery smells around the store. roche' says he likes to smell stuff. um hum.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. Yep, that last idea wasn't a good one at all. Roche is a pistol. :)

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  10. Go back go back ... they had to mark down toilet paper and it's really cheap. c-)

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    1. Bwahahahahahahaha Odie. :)

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  11. I thought you were headed for a baked bean gag, but TP is better.

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    1. TP is indeed better. :)

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  12. you make me laugh every day and I need it :)))

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    1. I'm happy about that Louise. :)

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  13. Ha ha ha ha! Neither would I :)

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  14. LOL now that's very wise :-)

    Can you imagine having supermarkets like that it would drive me nuts especially walking passed the cashews =D>

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    1. Bwahahahahahahahahaha. You crack me up Steve. :)

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  15. Well, I am speechless!!! lol Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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    1. Yep, it does take you back a bit. Blessing to you both too. :)

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    1. I thought so too Lilith. :)

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  17. Hahaha, I don't blame that person a bit. I'd quit shopping there too. :D

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    1. Well I at least wouldn't go down that aisle. :)

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  18. I wouldn't blame you for that one.

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    1. I just thought this was so cute of a joke. :)

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  19. Hee hee! Funny!

    We're enjoying a sunny day and hope you are too! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. It's sunny here, but very windy. Very windy and this is the second day in a row. :)

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  20. Lol! But does it really matter where it goes anyway?

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  21. Good one, Sandee - as always! I'm steering clear of this store. Way too much realism. :)

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    1. Yep, I agree, way to real. :)

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  22. Yes, you can have too much of a good thing. Just sayin'.

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  23. Toilet paper or ex-lax!

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  24. Do you think they'd pay me for a recording of fart noises to use near the toilet paper aisle?

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  25. hahaha!! I won't too!

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    1. That would be awful wouldn't it. :)

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  26. that made me snicker... LOL!

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    1. It made me go Ewwwwwwwwwwww. ♥♥♥

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  27. I'll just stay in the bakery section!

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    1. I'll meet you there Binky. :)

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  28. Mop & Bucket needed in aisle 12

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    1. Yep, and step on it. :)

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  29. That sounded nice, until the toilet paper.

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