Tuesday, February 18, 2014

The Hailstorm

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?'

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.'

Hat tip: Joe of Cranky Old Man
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26 comments :

  1. Hawahwhahwhhahwa too funny, we are all behind as we had intruders over the weekend. Big hugs xxxxoxxxxx


    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. good thing her friend came along or she would have been there all day trying to get those dents out....lol

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  3. too funny! roche' says he's blonde and that's why he doesn't get some of these. well, he's blonde when he wears his wig. last night he asked me for extensions.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  4. That is way too funny. Do you suppose it worked?? LOL. So roche has a wig. We will have to get Gabriella one of those. Maybe she will be a red head. Take care all.

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  5. Well, helloooo? Blonde and Blonder. Bless their hearts.

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  6. I'm guessing that didn't help a bit. ;)

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  7. Um, yes, they are quite a pair. They deserve to be friends! LOL

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  8. Funny Sandee. Bee's Roche sounds like a hoot. I'll ask my wife about that since she's part blonde. Ha,ha,ha. She'll laugh at it. Now I'll start my blog about our cruise. See ya.

    Paul

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  9. Oh my! My day is off to a good start with that joke! Still laughing Sandee! Thanks!

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  10. some of these are just to funny =))

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  11. LMAO what a pair,...(the blondes I mean)

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  12. Everybody knows you need to roll up the windows first. Duh! Good one.

    Have another smiley day. Big hugs, honey...

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  13. You're killing me with these blonde jokes, Sandee! LOL They're hysterical! :) Hope you have an excellent day!

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  14. Must be a rich repair shop to turn customers away haha

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  15. LOL! Wonder if that worked!

    Hope you have a wonderful day Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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  16. I wonder if it works for accident dents too?

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  17. Very funny. I would have never known to roll up the windows. Gracie was excited to see her blog on your buddy list. Have a
    great week.

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  18. Lol. It is a good thing I was sitting down when I read it.

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  19. hahaha!!! blondes :D her room mate is just trying to help...lol

    Have a wonderful day ahead Sandee!!!

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  20. Out of the mouths of blondes. Perhaps there is a difference between logic and common sense.

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  21. Don't you just HATE when they go to all that trouble, only to forget to roll up the windows? ;-)

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  22. This one is really funny. Roll up the windows first. LOL

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  23. Well that won't work. D-uh! Everyone knows you need to use a vacuum cleaner to suck out the bumps. Sheesh!
    Have a great accident-free day!

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