Things you'll never here a redneck say:
Gimme some o dat mineral water.
You kids move from the back of the pick-up, it ain't safe!
Do you think my hair is too big?
I thought Graceland was tacky.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
The tires on that truck are too big.
I've got it all on a floppy disk.
Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?
Damned if that politician ain't honest!
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
You can't feed that to the dog.
Trim the fat off that steak.
I just love the Opera
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.