Thursday, February 6, 2014

Rednecks

Things you'll never here a redneck say:
Wrasslin's fake.
Gimme some o dat mineral water.
You kids move from the back of the pick-up, it ain't safe!
Do you think my hair is too big?
I thought Graceland was tacky.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
The tires on that truck are too big.
I've got it all on a floppy disk.
Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?
Damned if that politician ain't honest!
We're vegetarians.
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
You can't feed that to the dog.
Trim the fat off that steak.
I just love the Opera
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
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21 comments :

  1. Hawahwhahhaawa. We missed yesterday but NO have never been on telly. big hugs xxxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. Cappuccino DOES taste better than espresso. To me anyway! So I guess I'm not a redneck?

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! smoochies from Gracie! big hugs xoxo

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  3. Yup, if you hear a redneck say those things, you are in a foreign land. Too funny.
    Have a great day Sandee.

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  4. May i add, "Yes, Darlin', I'd love to have quiche for dinner!"

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  5. Ahhh Rednecks! They certainly know how to make us laugh! :D Love these, Sandee! Hope you have a marvelous day!!!

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  6. Nor..."Give me some champagne."

    Good ones!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  7. oh hohohoho Another one would be "Let's go wine tasting-I understand they have some really outstanding Pinots"

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  8. LOL funny especially Trim the fat off that steak I am definitely not a Redneck cos the fat comes off pronto LOL

    Have steaktastic day ;-)

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  9. Those are all great. Think I'll have a "pecon", I hate "pecans"!

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  10. heh heh heh.........pure fan Honey-Boo-Boo tastic!

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  11. I guess there's a little redneck is this city girl ;-)

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  12. I was born in Ca. but raised in Tennessee so I have some of that red neck talking going on at times

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  13. Hee hee! Thanks for the giggles!

    Happy almost Friday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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  14. honey them shorts are too short!
    baby i don't like beer, do you have any fine wine?
    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  15. after reading these I've decided sometimes I feel like a redneck, sometimes I don't :)

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  16. I am with Ann - she took the words right out of my mouth. Some times you feel like a redneck sometimes you don't!

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  17. Lol. I love redneck jokes.

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  18. You probably won't!

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  19. Very true, love the Greenpeace remark.

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  20. Lmao, perfect! I don't like opera either, so I guess that makes me a redneck.

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