Thursday, February 27, 2014

Mind Closed

Drug possession defendant Christopher Jansen, on trial in March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because a "bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have been a gun.

Nonsense, said Christopher, who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in court. He handed it over so the judge could see it.

The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket and laughed so hard he required a five- minute recess to compose himself.
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51 comments :

  1. Christopher needs to get himself a new jacket. That is just too funny

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    1. He needs to get a brain. :)

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  2. What a complete idiot LMAO

    Have a tanfastic day Sandee ;-)

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    1. And there are so many out there. I've had the misfortune to meet a lot of them. :)

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  3. Here's your sign. bahahahaha!

    Have a perfect day, sweetie. big hugs xoxo

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    1. You have a perfect day too honey. Big hugs back. ♥♥♥

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  4. Wow - there are some truly dumb criminals out there.

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    1. Very dumb criminals indeed. :)

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  5. Silly Man. Someone needs to give him some help. LOL.
    Have a great day Sandee.

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    1. You can't fix stupid Marg. You have a great day too. :)

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  6. How stupid of him. But they say any crook is stupid & will eventually be caught. Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee.

    Paul

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    1. Most of them are caught indeed. Have a wonderful Thursday too Paul. :)

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  7. roche' wants to know what cocaine is. i told him something that would make him fat so he's no longer interested.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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    1. You are so smart. Roche works you pretty well, but you work him very well yourself. :)

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  8. HAH! I have no words for the stupidity that this displays.....

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    1. It is difficult to say something about these dumb criminals. :)

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  9. Way to add more time buddy, way to add more time. ;)

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    1. Yep, he left his few remaining brain cells somewhere else. :)

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  10. hoo boy- another dope! Thanks for the giggles honey!

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    1. And there are so many. Hugs Kathe. ♥♥♥

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  11. I'm Stevebethere's echo today! What an idiot this guy is!!!! The only good thing I can say about a guy like this is that he makes for great comedy material.:D Thanks and hope you have a wonderful day, Sandee! :D

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    1. I've watched them do dumb stuff like this.

      You have a wonderful day too honey. ♥♥♥

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    1. You are way sharper than this Odie. :)

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  13. This was great for my laugh of the day. Have a great one Sandee.

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    1. You have a great one too Carol. :)

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    1. Sad but hilarious too. :)

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  15. I guess that was his biggest mistake. LOL!

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    1. Yep, a way big mistake. :)

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  16. Were his parents cousins?

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  17. It's a good thing criminals aren't always that bright.

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    1. It does help the cops out. :)

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  18. Hawahwhahhwhawaaw needed the giggle :) Loads of Hugs xxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. Glad you found this funny. Loads of hugs back. ♥♥♥

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  19. Sometimes judges and cops have a sense of humor. I got stopped for going 82 in a 65 and after I showed my license and insurance the officer started out laughing. I was older (++) driving my Ford Mustang with the top down. All he said was "I clocked you at 80" and finally he stopped laughing and said I could go. :((
    ..

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    1. Yes, I've worked with lots of cops and judges. Many do have a sense of humor and many don't. I'm glad you didn't get a speeding ticket. It would have been pretty steep. :)

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  20. What an idiot! But the world is full of those. Yes, they are entertaining.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. An idiot and then some. Big hugs back. ♥♥♥

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  21. The absolute intelligence of some crooks is astounding! They never cease to amaze me.

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    1. They never ceased to amaze me either. I worked around them for 25 years. :)

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  22. It's good that so many of these guys can't seem to think.

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    1. It's good indeed Binky. :)

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  23. Well, he was right...it wasn't a gun.

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    1. Yes, he was right. It didn't help though. :)

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  24. This is probably a true story, isn't it? Some criminals are so dumb.

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    1. Yes, all these I've been posting are true stories Rhonda. :)

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  25. Unfortunately the Government lawmakers can't legislate against stupid

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    1. No they can't Tony. :)

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