Thursday, January 9, 2014

Three Brothers

An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"

The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."

So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.

The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.

Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.

The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."

The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine... I just quit drinking."

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51 comments :

  1. LOL I didn't expect that ending..good one Sandee :-)

    Have a tanfastic day :-)

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    1. I like a good twist to a joke. Have a tanfastic day too Steve. :)

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  2. Har! Har! Bless his heart.

    Have a fabulous day, Sandee! Big hugs xoxo

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    1. Yes, bless her heart. Big hugs back. :)

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  3. Ha Ha!!! I always love a good Irish joke Sandee

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    1. This Irish rock indeed. :)

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  4. Hawahwhahha wasn't expecting that. Happy Thursday, Big Hugs xxooxxx


    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. Happy Thursday to you too. :)

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  5. And i'm sure that's what he'll tell his wife, too! LOL

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  6. If his brothers quit also, he's really in trouble.

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    1. I doubt that will ever happen. :)

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  7. He'll be a lot better for it. c-)

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  8. bwahahahahahahahha.....that's a good one!
    Have a great day!

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    1. I thought so too. You have a great day too. :)

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  9. hahahaaha My husband had Guinness from the tap in the Guinness Storehouse. He's not a Guinness man, but says it's one of the best beer's he ever had. :)

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    1. Too heavy for me, but many swear by it. :)

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  10. Oh the things we fool ourselves into believing! :D Love this Sandee ... and the guy's neat strategy. Wonder if this will work for food? I have 2 sisters. Think I'll make myself 3 lunch meals but only eat 2 of them and tell my husband I'm on a diet so I'm not eating. :D

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    1. I don't think it will work for food either. Bugger. :)

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  11. Good one, the Person had a good laugh. Glad he stopped drinking. Too funny. Have a great day Sandee and Zane and Little Bit too.

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    1. I like it when the person has a good laugh. Scritches to you all and my best to the person. :)

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  12. You got me on that one. Too funny! I love Guiness. Good stuff.

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    1. To heavy for me, but I'm not much of a beer drinker. :)

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  13. Love it. A tradition after my own heart except for the Guiness... too stout for my blood. My sisters and I would have to modify it to dry vodka martinis ;-)

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    1. I like your martini idea much better than the Guinness. :)

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  14. LOL! How funny!

    Hope you have a lovely day Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. I hope you have a lovely day too. Scritches to the babies. :)

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  15. Does that work for dieting, too?

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    1. I don't thing so Binky. :)

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  16. Wonderful! Great story. Blessings Sandee, Catherine xo

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    1. Yes it is. The Irish rock. :)

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  17. Now that's a good one! Very believable...wink wink.

    Big hugs from rainy WPB, honey...

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    1. Very believable indeed. Sorry it's raining. You need some sunshine. Big hugs back honey. :)

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  18. baddah bing! Shared this on FB! Too funny! Big hugs!

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    1. Thanks for sharing it Kathe. It's a good one. Big hugs. :)

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  19. LOL,I'm glad to hear that one of his brothers didn't die

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    1. I was too Ann. My best to Duke. :)

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  20. Nothing like words of wisdom from reformed drinkers!

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    1. Yep, sometimes you just need to quit for a bit. :)

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  21. Did not see that coming.

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    1. These are my favorite kind of jokes. :)

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  22. I did not see that coming too!! Quit drinking huh? :)
    Have a nice weekend Sandee!

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    1. You have a nice weekend too Rocks. :)

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  23. If the brothers are paying, I'll quit drinking like that too... ;-)

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  24. This is one of my favorite jokes.

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    1. I'm glad I made you smile. :)

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  25. Good to see that he was able to put his mind to it. Lol
    Have a great weekend, Sandee.

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    1. One smart cookie if you ask me. You have a great weekend too. :)

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  26. And what a fine job he has done with that quitting. :)

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