Sunday, January 19, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Old Age

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

A bore is a person who brightens a room simply by leaving it.

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice.

A conference is a way of postponing a decision.

I would enjoy walking if it weren't for those long walks back.

A wish is a desire without an attempt.

A mind is like a parachute: it only functions when it is open.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

All I have to do is win the lottery!

If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem

I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.



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  1. I'm going to try admiring other peoples' problems from now on. Sounds entertaining.

    Have a lovely day! I'm going to be relaxamacating. A lot. srsly. big hugs xoxo

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    1. It is entertaining Barb. :)

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  2. Toes on your knee's LOL Have a super Sunday. Big Hugs xxxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. Whatever works Mollie. :)

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  3. Laughter sure is the best way to handle aging.

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  4. Those are some good ones. It would be good to have the toes where the knees are located. Hope you have a fabulous day today Sandee. My best to Zane and Little Bit.

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    1. Way easier to exercise that way. :)

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  5. "Stand for more and fall for less." :-) Happy Sunday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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    1. Well it's true Sugar. :)

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  6. Those walks back are killer! Enjoy your Sunday!

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  7. I liked all those especially
    As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

    Have a sillytastic Sunday ;-)

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    1. It's true too Steve. :)

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  8. So much truth in these funny lines, Sandee! Toes on my knees is my favorite, but "all I have to do is win the lottery" is a very close second! :D Thanks for these and the smiles they gave me! Hope you have a super great day! :)

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    1. Winning the lottery would be cool too. :)

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  9. Great funnies today.. hehhehee.. having toes on knees might be a problem though :D hope ur having a wonderful weekend!

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    1. You have a wonderful weekend too Ann. :)

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  10. I'm sunk. If all I have to do is win the lottery, they won't let me play it.

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    1. That's not fair Kyla. :)

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  11. enjoyed these a lot this morning! roche' says he likes them too. funny little guy, i have so much love for him!!!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. I know you do honey and Roche loves you back. :)

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  12. Brutal facts about aging. I loved
    A bore is a person who brightens a room simply by leaving it.
    A wish is a desire without an attempt.
    A mind is like a parachute: it only functions when it is open.
    Have a great Sunday!

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    1. Yes they are all so very good. :)

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  13. Wishes - I used to wish for $728,000.00. Now I'm going to try to do something about it.

    Wish me luck! Wait! Do something that will give me luck! Thanks!

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    1. I hope you get your money. :)

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  14. good ones, have a good week==))

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    1. You have a good week too Louise. :)

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  15. Dear Sandee, I especially like the one, few women admit their age and few men act it!
    Have a great day dear. Blessings and hugs, Catherine xo

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    1. Well that one is very true. :)

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  16. That one about the long walk reminded me of an old joke: "two drunks walking down the railroad track and one says these are the longest damn stairs I've ever climbed and the other replys, yea they are, but it's these low hand rails that's killing me."

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    1. Bwahahahahahahaha. Good one Ron. :)

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  17. yep, all I have to do is win the lottery :)

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    1. Like the rest of us. :)

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  18. We should hold a conference to study these.

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    1. Wouldn't that be fun. :)

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  19. "Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." So true!!! :))

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  20. LOL, and some of those made me laugh out loud. w-)

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  21. I always love your funnies :) laughter is the best medicine.

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  22. Seems like a list of benefits to me. I'm sure Roy & Doris could relate to this

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