Sunday, January 12, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Hat tip: Barb of Thursday Talk Bubble


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48 comments :

  1. LMAO brilliant and a good tip and warning for when I get older (I'm only 21) must remember to ignore the ice cream truck ;-)

    Have a vanillatastic Sunday ;-)

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    1. You are silly Steve and I like that. A. Lot. :)

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  2. I'll admit it, I laughed out loud on this one, and will probably giggle again next time I hear the ice cream truck.

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    1. I'm glad you liked this one. :)

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  3. That is amazingly cute...and funny of course :) I just love your jokes!
    Happy Sunday Sandee.

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    1. Thanks Petro. I'm kind of goofy all the time. :)

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  4. srsly adorable. I loved this one!! And I will always giggle too now whenever I hear the ice cream truck. bahahaha!

    Have a funtabulous day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Thanks for sending it my way. Hugs back. :)

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  5. Oh my COD, that is sooooooooooo funny.They should have just had ice cream. I will be laughing all day about that.Take care Sandee and Zane and have a great Sunday.

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    1. Yep, that would have been much safer. You all have a great Sunday too. :)

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  6. When I was first married, I couldn't wait for the Ice Cream truck. Yeeee haaaa!!!

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    1. Bwahahahahahaha. Like the rest of us. :)

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  7. Oh my! LOL! I'm thinking about the loud, happy, fast-paced tune that our local ice cream truck plays in summer and laughing hysterically! Thank you, Sandee. This is too cute! Hope you have a marvelous day! :D

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    1. Yep, we will all chuckle at the next ice cream truck we hear. :)

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  8. who knew that ice cream could be bad for your heart

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  9. LOL...Darn ice cream truck...LOL!

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    1. Yep, darn ice cream truck. :)

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  10. Laugh every time I read that one have a nice week

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    1. Me too. You have a nice week too. :)

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  11. This one is funny, but i'm not sure i can tell it to the pastor! LOL

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    1. I wouldn't tell it to the pastor either. :)

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  12. Our IC Trucks play the same annoying song over and over...death could be a relief.

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    1. I agree some of them are very irritating. Have a great day. :)

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  13. bwa hahahah Have a great day Sandee!

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    1. You have a great day too Kathe. :)

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  14. Poor ole gramps! He died with a smile on his face.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yes he did. Big hugs back. :)

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  15. Lollll! Maybe that's why we don't have ice cream trucks anymore. I can see it now:
    "Ice Cream Trucks Phased Out Due to Health Hazard"

    Happy Silly Sunday!

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    1. Well it was a health hazard in this case. :)

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  16. Sandee that was adorable!! Have a great Sunday!! Blessings and hugs, Catherine xo

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    1. Hope you had a great weekend too Catherine. Hugs. :)

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  17. Ding Dong for the Ding-a-Ling. What a way to keep time or is it to pass time.

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  18. Ice cream has killed a lot of people.

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    1. Yes it has and some of the time just like this. :)

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  19. wahahahahaha!!! I can't stop laughing :) the bells :D LOL

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    1. You got a visual didn't you. :)

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  20. That is a problem where ice cream venders hang out. :P

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    1. I would think it's a very big problem. :)

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  21. It's the ice cream vendor's fault! ;o)

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  22. LOL! It seems that ice cream really can be terrible for your health.

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    1. Well it was in this instance Carol. :)

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  23. haha...good one. Back from vacation!!!

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    1. Welcome back. You've been missed. :)

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