Thursday, January 2, 2014

Resolutions

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.

I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!

If 2013 was a person, I’d sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages.

People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.

I'll remember 2013 like it was yesterday

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol this New Years Eve. DIGNITY is not one of them.

Just heard that in 2014 there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol.

My New Years Resolution is to break my New Years Resolutions....That way I succeed at something!

Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.

I'm actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year.

There have been many times in 2013, when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, and bugged the hell out of you, today I just wanna tell you I plan to continue in 2014!

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  1. I like the one about wants and needs. The one that says if your life sucked in 2013 it's probably going to suck tomorrow is pretty good too.
    Have a great day, I'm off to work in just a few minutes

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    1. Have a great day at work Ann. You only have two and then it's the weekend again. My best to Duke. :)

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  2. One of my pet peaves... If your life sucked last year why the hell did you wait all year and not change it? Sheesh. Some people are afraid to succeed. One of my favorite quotes... "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
    ― Albert Einstein

    Of course, I know you're not one of THOSE people!, Sandee! So go ahead and have yourself another brilliant day! I will, too! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Some people love to roll around in the muck and complain all the time. Bless their hearts. :)

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  3. good morning! roche' wants to make a revolution. i tried to tell him it's resolution and he just grinned and told me to make what i want and he'll make what he wants!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. Honey, Roche will make a revolution, it's the way he rolls. Love you. :)

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  4. Those are some great thoughts. Just have to make the most out of what you have. Wishing you a great day Sandee and Zane too.

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    1. You do need to make the most out of what you have. Have a wonderful day too honey. Scritches to the babies. :)

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  5. lol!! I made two last year, and I usually don't. Neither goal was met. phft. I'm back to nada in the resolution dept. ;) Happy Thursday to you!

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    1. That's my motto. Happy Thursday to you too. :)

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  6. I've heard about the new devices that can turn thoughts into speech - and yes, alcohol works just as well and will definitely cost less than the new device. LOL These were great. Thanks Sandee! :)

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    1. I'll take mine in Champagne. Have a great day Marcia. :)

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  7. I adore the one about sueing 2013 for pain and suffering. Happy New Year Sandee.

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    1. Yep, that one is spot on. Have a fabulous day Carol. :)

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  8. These are great. My resolution is to write 2014 instead of 2013. Check.

    Big hugs from the road, honey...

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    1. Absolutely honey. I'm on the road with you. Love you both. :)

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  9. I can relate to some of those resolutions. I do hope 2014 will be kinder than 2013.

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    1. There were some rough spots in 2013 indeed. 2013 will rock. :)

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  10. Some of those certainly are right on for me!

    Hope you're still enjoying some time out on the boat! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. We are on the boat right now and will return home tomorrow afternoon. Just didn't want to go home yet. Quiet here and we like that. :)

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  11. Nice resolutions, Sandee. :)
    Except for thee last one, you don't really do that, at least to us. ;)

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    1. Thanks Jim. These were all supposed to be funny. Even the last one. :)

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  12. Ah Sandee you always make me smile and laugh! Thanks for all the fun in 2013 and now let's have more fun in 2014! Cheers and big hugs!

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    1. Yes we will honey. Big hugs. :)

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  13. I like all those resolutions and relate to most of them LOL

    Have a resolution free day Sandee ;-)

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    1. I will Steve. No resolutions for this gal. :)

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  14. ah, what year is it anyway? c-)

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    1. Who cares what year it is right? :)

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  15. A device to turn thoughts into speech? I was going to say, wouldn't that be a mouth? And then I thought, Oh, that would be handy for people who couldn't speak for one reason or another. So, basically, I got nothing.

    Have a lovely day anyway!

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    1. You are one funny lady. Yes you are. :)

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  16. Dear Sandee, I enjoyed this post. There is a lot of truth in this candor!!!
    I love you just the way you are!
    Hugs, Catherine xo

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    1. I love you just the way you are too Catherine. Hugs back. :)

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    1. Thanks for reposting this Mike. It's a fun look at the past year. :)

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  18. Keep on buggin' the hell outta us Sandee.
    My New Years Resolution should be not to change my website again...

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    1. I can do that Tony. :)

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  19. Another day, another year. And another birthday to forget to add to the total.

    Happy New Year, Sandee!

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    1. Yep, but let's have fun Binky. :)

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  20. oh yes, if 2013 is a person..I will sue him for all the hurts and pain :( glad it is over..and I am so looking forward to a happier 2014!!

    Happy new year to you!!

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    1. You'll have a much better year this year than last. :)

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  21. Happy New Year Resolutions!

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    1. Yes indeed my friend. :)

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  22. If only we lived every day with the same optimism we do on Decmber 31st...

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    1. Exactly Jean(ie). That's the ticket. :)

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  23. Heh heh heh........what a giggle! I'd be on that suing list, too!

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    1. There were some mighty rough spots last year for many. :)

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