Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now!
Of all my husband's relatives, I like me best.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you!
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
You have more patience; but actually, it's just that you don't care any more.
My karma ran over your dogma
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts!
An endurance test for some people is the pursuit of happiness.
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