Saturday, January 18, 2014

Old Age

Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now!

Of all my husband's relatives, I like me best.

Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you!

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

You have more patience; but actually, it's just that you don't care any more.

My karma ran over your dogma

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts!

An endurance test for some people is the pursuit of happiness.

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  1. Haha! love these especially the second one ;-)

    Have a tanfastic weekend Sandee ;-)

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    1. You have a great weekend too Steve. :)

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  2. Lots of funny one, but my favorite is: Of all my husband's relatives, I like me best.

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    1. That's my favorite one too. :)

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  3. Honestly, I don't know what I'd do without my iPhone and google. Now when I can't remember a name or something, rather than driving myself crazy trying to jog my memory, I just ask the Google. Bliss, I tell you! I love my iPhone and iPad... the world at my fingertips. Don't leave home, or the room, without it!

    Have a perfect day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I don't have either so I'm sure I've forgotten many things. :)

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  4. The brain cells one is totally me already LOL

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  5. Those are all so so true. Like the one, Don't confuse me with the facts.
    Hope you and Zane have a fantastic day. Take care too.

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    1. Sometimes those facts can make your head hurt. :)

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  6. My Brother-in-Law, The Mouth, is coming for dinner, so i'm going to use the one about my husband's relatives and see if he gets it!

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    1. Bwahahahahahahaha. I remember your BIL. :)

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  7. "I get enough exercise just pushing my luck." This is my slogan lately. Have a wonderful weekend Sandee.

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  8. oh baby don't confuse me with the facts, i sure have a gal pal that this one fits! lol

    roche' says he's not old and never will be. hmmm, wonder if he's right?

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. It fits me from time to time too. :)

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  9. Nice one especially the one - "According to my best recollection, I don't remember."
    have a great weekend.

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    1. I don't remember either. :)

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  10. lol, I have noticed a great amount of patience in the house lately... and hubby and I are getting a lot older. ;) Have a fun long weekend!!

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  11. I've never had someone explain my life so well before. c-)

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    1. Puts it into perspective quite nicely. :)

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  12. Dear Sandee, I relate to many of these!!!! (especially the last) hugs, xo Catherine

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  13. Oh are these ever so good...and true! You always make me smile.

    Sending you hugs, my friend...

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    1. All are true. Hugs back my friend. :)

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  14. Age has some advantages. Especially the forgetting part.

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    1. Very few advantages Binky. :)

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  15. Age really is like underwear! Thats the best of the lot.

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    1. Yep, it's a good one. :)

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  16. These are good ones but being that I'm getting up there in age I doubt I'll remember them

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  17. I like of all my husbands relatives I like me best - me too!

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  18. I am sure that you are your hubby's NICEST relative, Sandee!!

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    1. Actually it's not far from wrong Jim. :)

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  19. The first one sounds like my husband's motto

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    1. Well, your hubby has a point. :)

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  20. hahahaha!! LOL at the second line :) but I guess a lot of wives is like that. Happy new week!!!

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    1. I'm sure there are a lot of wives like that Rocks. :)

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