Thursday, January 23, 2014

Heaven's Gate

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these ugly women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them."

She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

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24 comments :

  1. Yup. Saw that one coming, and that's no lie. ;)

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  2. third guy lucked out now didn't he :)

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  3. LMAO poor sod :-)

    Have a fantabulosa day :-)

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  4. thanks for this wonderful post, really this is an impressive site.

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  5. Could happen ... maybe to me? c-)

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  6. Too funny. Nothing better than a good laugh in the mornings. Hope you and Zane have a grand day.

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  7. Keeping your yap shut is always good.

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  8. Gotta pay the piper...and St. Pete.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  9. oboy a knee slapper this morning! roche' liked it too, well, after i explained it to the little guy that is.

    hugs, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  10. LOL! Loved this, Sandee! I shared it with Bill. Now he's scared to go to Heaven. Ha! Hope you have a wonderful day! Thank you for the laugh! :)

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  11. The benefits of lying sometime out weight the rewards of truth, but only to a fortunate few.

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  12. That was funny. Thanks for the giggle.

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  13. Classic! Loved that one!!!!!

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  14. At least someone gets to benefit.

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  15. Hee hee! Funny!

    Happy almost Friday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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  16. oooooooooooooOOOO..lucky chap!!

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  17. Lol. Now that was a great joke.

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  18. It took me a bit, Sandee!! But this is GREAT!!! :d
    And he is fat, dumb, happy, and ugly. :P
    ..

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  19. Bwahahahahahahaha.......

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  20. That is so funny! I am still giggling. Poor guy.

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  21. laughing my heart out here… bwahahaha!!!!

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