Thursday, January 16, 2014

An Old Friend

One day, while strolling down the boardwalk, John bumped into an old friend of his, Rob, from high school. “You look great John, how do you stay looking so young? Why you must be 60 already but you don’t look a day over 40!” Rob exclaimed.

“I feel like I’m 40 too!” replied John.

“That’s incredible” exclaimed Rob, “Does it run in the family? How old was your dad when he passed?”

“Did I say he was dead?” asked John. “He’s 81 and is more active then ever. He just joined the neighborhood basketball team!” responded John.

“Whoa! Well how old was your Grandfather when he died?”

“Did I say he died” asked John. Rob was amazed. “He just had his 105th birthday and plays golf and goes swimming each day! He’s actually getting married this week!”

“Getting married?!” Rob asked. If he’s 105, why on earth does he want to get married?!

John looked at Rob and replied, “Did I say he wanted to?”

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42 comments :

  1. bahahaha! Assume nothing!

    Have an amazing day, Sandee. And me, too. I hope! big hugs xoxo

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    1. You have an amazing day too Barb. :)

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  2. lol, especially on that last one. :)

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    1. Got to watch those old codgers. :)

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  3. Well... wait?! He's not possibly getting married because he knocked her up?! Right?! lol.

    Hope you are having a great week!!

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    1. Could be Lisa. You have a great week too. :)

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  4. LOL isn't it annoying when people assume =D>

    Hope you have a lovely day ...see I didn't assume you would :)

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    1. It is annoying indeed. You have a lovely day too. :)

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  5. well roche' didn't get it. again. maybe you will have to explain these at the end for "dense" people like him! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xooxoxoxox

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    1. I'll try to get some easier ones for Roche. :)

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  6. Ha! Good one, Sandee! My dad, for many years, never looked his age - always much younger. Pity he didn't pass that gene on to me! I could sure use it now! :)

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    1. My dad was the same and he didn't pass the gene on to me either. :)

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  7. Bet grandpop wishes he 'had' to get married. Good one Sandee. It is nice to have a good laugh in the morning. Take care and have one heck of a day.

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    1. Glad you like this one Marg. You have a great day too. :)

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  8. My dad was accused of being Dorian Gray. I'm hoping I got that gene. Kinda looks like I did. Either that or my face fat is hiding a multitude of sins. ;)

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    1. I'm hoping you got that gene too. :)

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  9. Ha! A 105 year old and shotgun wedding! Sounds like my grandpa who married his third wife at 81!

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    1. Good for your grandpa. :)

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  10. Thanks for the funnies.. Have a super day. Big Hugs xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. You have a super day too. Big hugs back. :)

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  11. Good one have a nice day

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    1. You have a nice day too. :)

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  12. May we all have such an old age! LOL

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    1. I'm all for that too. :)

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  13. Oh no way! LOL!

    Happy almost Friday Sandee and Little Bit!

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    1. Happy almost Friday to you too. Scritches to the babies. :)

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  14. LOL, that's funny. So does that mean that Rob is going to have a newborn uncle?

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    1. Probably Ann. My best to Duke. :)

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  15. The ladies all tell me I'm as good once as I ever was. c-)

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    1. Bwahahahahahahaha. You are a funny man Odie. :)

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  16. I want their genes!

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  17. Wow, Sandee. Good for him!!! Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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  18. Wow. That family is fantastic. Grandpa is still going strong at age 105! Wish I had their genes so I could look younger than my age. :)

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  19. I wish I could be like John when I reach 60- looking and feeling young!! :) Have a great weekend Sandee!!

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  20. Family of aging youngsters! No old age problems!

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  21. Assuming a shot gun was involved haha

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  22. I want those genes.

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  23. Freedom of choice is dead

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  24. I think at age 105 he probably wanted to get married. =D>
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