Friday, May 31, 2013

Feline Friday

28 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Math Class

24 comments:
The math teacher saw that Daphne wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on her and said, 'Daphne! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'

Daphne quickly replied, 'ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!'

Image Credit: RinnaBaaby

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Wednesdays Question

28 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Mondays Smile

24 comments:
The Seaman Mom 10 Reasons To Enlist in the Military...

1. Yesterday sucked, today sucked, tomorrow is going to suck, and this seems to be a pretty solid forecast for the rest of my enlistment.

2. Spending 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year training for something that there is a 99.9% chance that we will never do.

Awww Mondays

11 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Silly Sunday

21 comments:
Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, in fact if you don't like rules then just ignore the few that are posted below. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. I'll do my very best to visit everyone's Silly Sunday post.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Silly Saturday

20 comments:
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke you should know something."

Friday, May 24, 2013

Feline Friday

26 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

The Engineer

26 comments:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.

She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Wednesdays Question

33 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Fragments

21 comments:
I've decided to move my Mondays Fragments to Tuesday so I can do the Smile post each week. It's a fun blog hop and I enjoy anything that's fun.

I've mentioned that I have one of Seymour rocks. You see Julia Sandstone kept one and the day after Seymour left she left a baby boy rock on our doorstep. She said she just can't raise any more rocks even though she thought she could. I was elated to have one of Seymour's babies. I am pleased to introduce Seymour II. Isn't he a fine looking young man? I thought so too. I'm just hoping he'll behave better than Seymour did.

Monday, May 20, 2013

Awww Mondays

14 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Mondays Smile

21 comments:
The Seaman Mom When you're getting kicked from behind, at least it means you're in front.

Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.

Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Silly Sunday

21 comments:
Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes has given me this meme to run. The rules will remain the same as she set them up. I'll do my very best each week to visit your Silly Sunday post.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Silly Saturday

20 comments:
Fools rush in where fools have been before.

It's called "take home" pay because you can't afford to go anywhere else with it.

Success is relative; the greater the success, the more relatives.

If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Feline Friday

24 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

The Airshow

24 comments:
This is tough to see.

It just shows the dangers of attending these events.

Amazing photo below shows great detail.

The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Wednesdays Question

32 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Retirement Dinner

26 comments:
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:

Monday, May 13, 2013

Fragments

21 comments:
We had a great time cleaning up the island. We worked the power washer for three days and deep cleaned places that have sat all winter long. The island sparkles now and although we were tired, it was a good tired.

Awww Mondays

11 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Mondays Smile

7 comments:
The Seaman Mom Actual Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers:

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,you'll never go anywhere again.

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Silly Sunday

17 comments:
Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes has given me this meme to run. The rules will remain the same as she set them up. I'll do my very best each week to visit your Silly Sunday post.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Silly Saturday

25 comments:
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. -Roseanne Barr

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. -Billy Crystal

Friday, May 10, 2013

Feline Friday

20 comments:
Feline Friday is easy to do. My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

 One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

About Men

23 comments:
Why men are never depressed:

Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Wednesdays Question

32 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What mode of travel unsettles you the most?

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Seymour #16

24 comments:
Well all the babies (pet rocks) have made it to their new homes and it's time for an update. I'll start with Empress Bee of muffin53 part deux since she got the pick of the litter. Meet Roche, he's currently on a cruise with his new mom and all is well. Empress Bee is having more fun with him and I can't wait to see what happens during the cruise that started last Saturday. I'm sure there will be posts and pictures.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Fragments

22 comments:
All of Seymour's babies have new homes. It will be interesting to hear about them and their adventures. It sure was fun having Seymour here and I'm so happy that many of you took a great interest in him and his exploits. He's just a rock folks. Bwahahahahahahaha.

Awww Mondays

9 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Mondays Smile

11 comments:
The Seaman MomTwelve Rules of Life:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Silly Sunday

20 comments:
Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes has given me this meme to run. The rules will remain the same as she set them up. I'll do my very best each week to visit your Silly Sunday post.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Comment Game

27 comments:
It's time to play the comment game again. We are on our boat this weekend and are working at our private island. We power wash numerous places on the island (BBQ area, covered dock, and the like) and it takes all weekend to get it done. We love it though. I just don't know if we'll be able to connect to the Internet. If you don't hear from me then you know I can't.

Here's how it goes:

Friday, May 3, 2013

Feline Friday

24 comments:
Feline Friday is easy to do. My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

 One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

The Statues

23 comments:
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky, and with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal freezing winters, you have been given the gift of life for thirty minutes to do what you wish to do the most.”

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Wednesdays Question

28 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Are you planning a trip this year? If so where are you going?