Tuesday, December 3, 2013

When I Die...

An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

To everyone’s relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the funeral. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?”

The wife said, “Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he won’t ask for directions.”

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
Image Credit: ARClark Art
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29 comments :

  1. hahahahaha! Bless his heart.

    Have a marvelous day honey. big hugs xoxo

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  2. LOL he's in for a surprise then

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  3. Ha! I know a couple who would fit this description. :)

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  4. She's smart! That's what a few people i know need to do.

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  5. Hawahwhahahhwhahahwhahah love it. Big Hugs xxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  6. Hysterical. That was great. What a smart wife that is. Have a great day Sandee and Zane. Take care too.

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  7. oh smart lady! good for her! roche' is still under HIS tree. he won't budge, he's afraid it'll go away if he doesn't guard it.

    smiles, bee
    xoxooxxoox

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  8. Ahhh yes! Karma hysterically befitting for those who stubbornly "won't ask for directions." I've known a few like that and love this, Sandee! Thanks foe starting my day with a smile & laughter! :D

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  9. Haha, that is brilliant indeed! Not that he wouldn't deserve it :)

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  10. Hahahahaha...
    Have a great day!

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  11. LOL very witty

    Have a yelltastic day ;-)

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  12. Taking contingency planning one step further...lolol

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  13. Ha ha ha! Clever woman!

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  14. OMC! That made me laugh! I'll have to tell my hubby that one!

    Hope you have lots to smile about today! Smooches to Little Bit!

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  15. LOL! His utterances certainly had her well prepared to deal with the situation. Enjoy the rest of your day Sandee.

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  16. the old man should have kept his plan a secret....lol

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  17. About time we export something to China!

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  18. thats a man for you lol love it never ask for directions :))

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  19. why is it some folks just won't ask for directions? this is hilarious!

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  20. That should keep him digging for a while.

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  21. No one knows a spouse like...a spouse ;-)

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  22. **SNORT**

    That, my dear, is a great one! Made me laugh out loud. She's savvy! That's for sure!!!!

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  23. I thought it was good... serves him right.

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  24. Hilarious Sandee. We have visitors at the moment & I just read it aloud to everyone her.

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  25. Although I do feel sorry for people on the other side of the world. If he is as tenacious as he sounds he'll ge there. Eventually...

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  26. Outfoxed, love it!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  27. .... and by the time he gets to her house she will have moved. ha ha ha! Just sayin'! :D Big hugs!

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