Tuesday, December 10, 2013

The Best...

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring. "There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer, she takes me to the Catskills for a week, and every winter, we spend a week at Delray Beach."

"That's nothing compared to what my Anna does for me," declared Mrs. Jones proudly. "Every winter, she treats me to two weeks in Miami, and in the summer, two weeks in the Hamptons, in my own private guest house."

Mrs. Smith sat back with a proud smile. "Nobody loves her mother like my Jackie does. Nobody."

"So what does she do?" asked the two women, turning to her.

"Three times a week, she gets into a cab, goes to the best psychiatrist in the city, and pays him a hundred and fifty dollars an hour - just to talk about me!"

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27 comments :

  1. There's nothing better than a good shrink :) Good one, Sandee.

    Hugs

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  2. LOL - and in unrelated news, my MIL lives in Delray Beach and we were there in August.

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  3. LOL I think Mrs. Smith is the winner here :)

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  4. She probably talks to all of her friends about her mom on a daily basis, for free. Just sayin'.

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  5. LOL. Bless her mother's heart!

    Have a perfect day, Sandee! I'm gonna go talk about my mother now! big hugs xoxo

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  6. That is a nice daughter to do that. Beats harassing the mom. Have a great day Sandee.

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  7. She sez with a big smile...hahaha. You and the Empress are two of a kind today.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  8. roche' wants it explained. i have to go to see andre' and rocke' says nope, not until he gets this first!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoox

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  9. I agree nothing better then a good talk.

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  10. LOL I think Mrs Smith is a tad deluded haha!

    Have a bragtastic week ;-)

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  11. good one!
    have a great day!

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  12. Ha ha! Poor mother. Ignorance is bliss :)

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  13. Oh if Mrs. Smith only knew what Jackie says to her doctor, bet she wouldn't be smiling so proudly! LOL I bet psychiatrists thank God each & every day for their patients mothers ... all the way to the bank! :D Thanks Sandee!

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  14. hilarious! Have a great day Sandee!

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  15. Totally made me laugh. And long for Delray Beach. ;) We used to live in WPB, not too awful far from there... nice place to go for the public holiday celebration!

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  16. Well at least someone is talking about her

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  17. And who says talk is cheap! That last gal just can't say enough about her mother!

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  18. And i was a mean enough mama that i'm sure i will be in the third category! LOL

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  19. I wonder if Jackie has ever nominated her mom for mother of the year...lol

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  20. LOL! That's funny!

    Hope your enjoying a warmer day Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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  21. :D ! LOL, 3 times a week! I guess we know she is not getting mom of the year votes!

    Faythe @ GrammyMouseTails

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  22. She certainly expresses her love in a unique way.

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  23. It brings to mind my response to a less-than-admirer of mine recently when he said that "insanity must run through your family". My response: "insanity doesn't run through my family; it walks through leisurely, taking time to make sure it misses none of us". You'd think that response would have satisfied him; he just called me a "smart ass".

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  24. LOL! That last one took me by surprise. Good one Sandee!

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