Sunday, December 1, 2013

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Can of Paint!

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem.

The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

Hat tip: Just Out


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24 comments :

  1. LOL I will never be able to buy a tin of paint now without laughing and thinking of this heheh!

    Have a purewhitetastic Sunday ;-)

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  2. You know I was shopping in Home Depot one day and now I finally realize what that couple in the paint isle were doing :)

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  3. Nor Lowe's...hahahaha. Poor thangs.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  4. Ooh, those newlyweds! LOL

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  5. Probably nor welcome at Sherwin Williams anymore either. bahahaha.

    bog hugs xoxo

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  6. You sure made me laugh this morning. Too funny and as everyone else I sure won't be able to go into Home Depot without thinking about those newlyweds. Take care Sandee and Zane.

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  7. HAHAHA. Banned. Funny stuff. Happy Sunday Sandee :)

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  8. Haha! That must of been one hell of a show!

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  9. Newlyweds do have a knack. :) Happy Sunday, Sandee!

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  10. lol a knee slapper even if i did have to explain it to roche'.... i told him the paint spilled on the floor and home depot had to clean it up.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  11. That's today's world. Home Depot has to be the ones to uphold are human dignity.

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  12. An awful lot of people will be bringing paint to church.

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  13. I think they might have been in the Miller Paint store also! Very funny! Big hugs and have a great silly Sunday!

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  14. :)happy silly Sunday huney bunny!..lol..Big NY huggios!!! :) xoxoxox

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  15. I didn't see that one coming. b-u-s-t-e-d!

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  16. LOL! They will have to seek a new church, a new place to buy paint etc. So funny! Thanks for a good laugh Sandee and enjoy the rest of your day.

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  17. That would probably do it!

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  18. Ha Ha Ha!!! What a crack up. I didn't expect that punchline Sandee.

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  19. hahaha!! Lust took over indeed! :) Newlyweds...hehe!!!

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  20. 5-p I'll bet!!! =))

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  21. Too funny LOL :) Big Hugs xxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  22. haha...that is one to tell my mother in law.

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  23. OMG LMAO best one ever

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