Saturday, December 7, 2013

Little Johnny

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Little Johnny, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Johnny, how many times have you see a red duck?"

Little Johnny replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."
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26 comments :

  1. LOL - Smart Johnny :)

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  2. He has a very good point there.

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  3. What a wiseacre that little Johnny is!

    Have a wonderful weekend, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  4. That is so true. Kids are the best, aren't they. Thanks for the good laugh this morning. Have a great week end Sandee and Zane and Little Bit. Take care too.

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  5. Hence the saying "Like water off a ducks umbrella errrr... I mean like water off a duck's back"

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  6. The young man has a good point :)

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  7. Maybe the teacher should have invited the Aflac duck to class that day. Just sayin'.

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  8. I would've given him an A+ cause that makes total sense :)

    Have a happy weekend, Sandee.

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  9. That would be my hubby! Hahaha. Love it.

    Big hugs from foggy Jawjah, honey...

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  10. As usual l'le Johnny is smart!
    Have a great day!

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  11. roche' said "what's an umbrella?" so i had to show him. he said "well that's just re-duck-u-las!"

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  12. Give Little Johnny an A+

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  13. Well he did have a point LOL

    Have a quacktastic weekend :-)

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  14. Color outside of the lines Johnny!!! Just sayin'.

    xoxooxoxxo

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  15. I'm really liking this kid. :)

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  16. That kid has a bright future!

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  17. Kids have no imagination!

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  18. Ok, you keep posting these Little Johnny jokes and I constantly see my hubby in them. They must be the same person!

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  19. LOL! Johnny is one brilliant boy! The teacher must have been struck dumb!:)

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  20. always count on lil' Johnny to call it what it is ;-)

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  21. Uh oh, he is ducked

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  22. He is so smart! :D

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