Thursday, December 19, 2013

Do You Ever Wonder?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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  1. so many unanswered questions. I think I'll spend the day trying to figure these out :)

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    1. Let us know if you figure any of these out. :)

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  2. There are some very good questions here. I know the answer about the presidential candidates though -- if there were 50 from which to choose, it would take a whole 4 years for the campaigning--if not longer! Maybe they could do it like the Miss America pageant all in one day. That would work for me!

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    1. You only need 2 politicians to get the same quantity of song and dance numbers as you get from 50 contestants.

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    2. That's two politicians too many. :(

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  3. Lunch meat is evil mystery meat. Stay away from it! Only God knows what's in there. In fact, it's likely that only God knows the answers to most of these questions!

    Have a perfect day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I agree with you on the lunch meat. We don't have any here either. :)

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  4. Quite deep and philosophical questions haha :)

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    1. Yes, I'm deep and then some. Bwahahahahahahaha. :)

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  5. The Coke/Pepsi question leads one to ask, "If you work for General Motors can you be fired for driving a Ford product?" Hmmmm....
    Now, I'm going to have some of these rolling around in my head the rest of the day and I'm sure I will come up with more than one inappropriate answer. Just sayin'.

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    1. I'm sure that wouldn't happen in either case.

      If you come up with any answers let us know. :)

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  6. Haha! These are funny, yet make you think 'Why is it really so?' ;o)

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    1. They are silly and I'm all about silly. :)

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  7. That extra penny is going to the guvmint for taxes, of course! Good ones.

    Big hugs from cold nawth Jawjah, honey...

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    1. I'm pretty sure you're right about that penny.

      Big hugs back honey. ♥♥♥

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  8. take some fish oil today did you? ha ha ha seriously, the round luncheon meat and the square bread? never thought of it but why? and the pizza box too. roche' wants pizza now. i told him it's morning and he said so what?

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. No fish oil. We sent it all to you.

      Did Roche get his pizza? Hugs. ♥♥♥

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  9. I better be buried in Jeans just in case

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  10. I guess if you put the sandwich meat on the pizza & put the bread in the pizza box everything will be ok in the universe again.
    Michelle better bury me in my Bumble Bee shirt

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    1. You have a point. Now tell Michelle what you want to be buried in. :)

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  11. Oh the mysteries of life! :) Bill always wants to know why we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway. Some things I guess we'll never know. Thanks Sandee! I'm going to share these with Bill so he'll have even more than the driveway/parkway to wonder about. :D

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    1. You'll make Bill crazy with these questions. :)

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  12. lol on the last one, it's backwards, isn't it? :)

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    1. Yes, it is backwards. :)

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  13. I love those - haven't a clue as to any of the answers though. Good ones. sandie

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    1. Me either, but they make you wonder. :)

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  14. Can't comprehend 50 Presidential candidates in the fray.
    Have a great day!

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    1. We can't either. One is too many at times. :)

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  15. I have often wondered about them too LOL ...j/k ;-)

    Have a whytastic day Sandee :-)

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    1. You have a whytastic day too Steve. :)

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  16. Now those are some fantastic questions.They are just too funny. Love the one about being stuck in the clothes in heaven. Anyway, that was great Sandee. I needed that laugh this morning. Hope you and Zane and Little Bit too, have a great day.

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    1. You have a wonderful day too Marg. Scritches to all the babies. :)

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  17. Yes, i do wonder. Also, i wonder why the cats always disappear as soon as it's time for me to give them medicine. How do they know? LOL

    Have a great day!

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    1. They do know. You're right, they do know. :)

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  18. It's the same things with packages of hot dogs vs buns. I never got that.

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    1. I've never gotten that either. Oh wait...you have to buy and extra pack of buns. :(

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  19. Loved them all, you always give us a laugh. Have a super duper Chriztmaz . Big Hugs xxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. You always give me a laugh at your place too. Have a super duper Christmaz too. Big hugs back. :)

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  20. I haven't thought of these before but of course now I will ponder them for a while! Thanks Sandee! :)

    Enjoy your day! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. I ponder stuff like this too often. Enjoy your day too. Scritches to the babies. :)

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  21. I have to ponder on the last one. Hard to figure out. But then as implied, bras means two where as panties usually refers to only one.

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    1. Yes, the last one has always made me wonder. :)

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  22. things I never worried about! Big hugs!

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    1. I find them interesting though. Big hugs back. ♥♥♥

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  23. Now you got me wondering... I'll be awake all night, trying to find the answers.

    Maybe we should vote Miss America in for President? After all, they do want world peace. :)

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    1. World peace would be fabulous. :)

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  24. Now you got me wondering... why does it have to snow so much? Can't it fall in the summer when it is hot ? (not as funny as yours, but maybe practical?? =)) LOL)
    Faythe @ GrammyMouseTails

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    1. I love that idea about snow in the summer. :)

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  25. Great question - as for the doctor one - they don't in New Zealand. You just take off your clothes right in front of the doctor. No curtain, just you. It was only really awkward the first time.

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    1. It makes sense to me. Oh well, we'll get with it at some point. :)

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  26. Some things we're not meant to know.

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    1. I think you're right Binky. :)

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  27. Leave it to me to buy round bread and square lunch meat. My pet rock will never understand me.

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    1. Seymour has a mind of his own and it's pretty thick. I've tried to have conversations with him and it's very difficult to get your point across. :)

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  28. How important DO you have to be to be considered assassinated?
    Some great questions here.

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    1. I don't know the answer to that question either. :)

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  29. I'm not wise enough to answers these questions now... I'll let you know when I grow wiser.

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    1. Sounds like a good plan to me. :)

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