Thursday, November 21, 2013


BACHELOR: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

COMPROMISE: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

DIPLOMAT: A man who can convince his wife she would look fat in a fur coat.

GENTLEMAN: A husband who steadies the stepladder so his wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling. Or... A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over to her so she can easily pick it up.

HOUSEWORK: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn’t do it.

HUSBAND: A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.

JOINT BANK ACCOUNT: A handy little device which permits the wife to beat the husband to the draw.

LOVE: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

MISS: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

MISTRESS: Something between a mister and a mattress.

MOTHER-IN-LAW: A woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

SPOUSE: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles you wouldn’t gave had if you’d stayed single in the first place.

WIFE: A mate who is forever complaining about not having anything to wear at the very same time that she complains about not having enough room in the closet.

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  1. Mistress is my favorite on your list. Really fun. thanks.

  2. Yup. Something between a mister and a mattress... nailed it! You should pardon the pun.


    Have a wonder-ful wednesday! big hugs xoxo

  3. Can't argue with your definition of a bachelor, being as how I is one and would be otherwise ;-)

  4. All great :) Mistress wins though . Big hugs xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  5. LOL I loved the definition of "love"

  6. I think they are all terrific. Too funny. And some great definitions. We enjoyed that. Hope you and Zane have a great day.

  7. All fun but Mistress wins for me too LOL

    Have a tittertastic Thursday ;-)

  8. Weddings save money. They're funerals for 2. 2 for the price of 1.

  9. buwahaha, i'm so guilty of the last one. :)

  10. roche' wants one about rocks. he's having a hissy fit right now. i am going to have to do some rock haiku or something!

    hugs, bee

  11. Like Rhonda, my pick was "Mistress"!

  12. I loved the Gentleman title, but oh yeah - Mistress is the best! Laughed out loud. :D

  13. Good ones indeed! Especially that mistress one. Definitely.

    Big hugs, honey...

  14. Oh, i like these very much! Although, in Wiley's Dictionary (Johhny Hart's BC comic strip), Wiley define Diplomat as "Not a good thing to call 'Knuckles' Lomat."

  15. Funny! Good one on the mistress!

    Hope you and Little Bit are enjoying a sunny day!

  16. These are so funny! Thanks for sharing Sandee and enjoy the rest of your Thursday.

  17. wow, I think my husband is actually a Love the definition of a mistress too

  18. :)) :(( =)) +D> :P :-O c-)

  19. :)) =)) =D> :P :-SS d-) c-)

  20. Mistress and Husband are my favorite definitions.

  21. Marriage is bliss.

  22. Dear Sandee, Definitions that hit the nail on the head! Blessings dear. Catherine xo

  23. It sure is true about the closet thing
    I think i might be delusional but i sure don't want to be cured *LOL*

    Have a great weekend Sandee!


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