Sunday, November 17, 2013

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Slogans for Women's T-shirts

I'm out of estrogen - But I have a gun!

Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Warning! Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

And your point is...

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.

Do NOT start with me You will NOT win.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?


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28 comments :

  1. Haha! perfect for Silly Sunday ;-)

    Have a sillytastic day Sandee ;-)

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  2. Those are all terrific. Made our Person laugh out Loud. Hope you have a super day Sandee and Zane.

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  3. Lol, Nobody cares about my feelings. Not even me. Boo Hoo - now get back to work!

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  4. Brilliant! The funniest part? Most of those are actually true :)
    Hugs Sandee

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  5. Perfect Sandee and just in time for Christmas! My fav - Of course I don't look busy ... I did it right the first time! :D Thanks & have a great Sunday!

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  6. Fabulous way to begin my day. These are great.

    Nom nom. Enjoy the weekend. Big hugs, honey...

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  7. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

    buwahahahaha So true!

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  8. "Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?" I love this one!

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  9. These are great! LOL! I must admit, "Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time" was me when I was still in the corporate world, shaking my head at how long it took so many to do it wrong so much of the time.

    Acutally? Still shaking my head!!

    Have a fabulous day! big hugs xoxo

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  10. These were terrific to read for my laugh of the day! I loved the first one-I am out of estrogen-but I have a gun

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  11. roche's next mood swing: 2 minutes....

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  12. I liked all, especially, "You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. Nice way to end up a Sunday (Here in India)!
    Have a great Sunday!.

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  13. Scary... I identify with one of those slogans... LOL!
    Have a great day!

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  14. all stressed up and no one to choke.. LOL! Have a great weekend Sandee!! Thanks for them laughs!

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  15. LOL, I'll take one of each of those t-shirts

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  16. those are good ones great silly Sunday have a good week

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  17. What do you have when a politician is up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. :-h

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  18. Dear Sandee, I enjoyed all of these though the one dearest my heart is: I don't believe in miracles I rely on them. Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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  19. LOL! Thanks for helping to brighten my Sunday Sandee! Enjoy the rest of your day.

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  20. What was that one at the top? Out of bullets but still have a gun. And who does really care if guys have feeling! I don't!

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  21. Some people who would be best to avoid.

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  22. One of my favorite sayings (and no, NSA, if you are reading this, it's a joke! i don't mean it):
    Family -- you can't live with them, and there aren't enough places to hide the bodies.

    Good ones here!

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  23. Great list. My favorite: I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

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  24. Great funny's for a Sunday. Have a wonderful one, Big hugs xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  25. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

    Love it

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  26. Oh hahah- here's a good one just for you!
    This is interesting......

    Crow Facts Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

    A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.

    The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
    However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.

    By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

    MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

    He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
    They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."

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  27. I would love to have a T-shirt with this slogan "Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?" :)

    have a wonderful day Sandee!

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