This is the completed Story Game of "Aunt Ethel" that you all did an outstanding job in authoring.
It's the week before Thanksgiving and you are just finding out that family members that you don't care for are showing up at your house for Thanksgiving, uninvited. You know this day will be horrible with these people, so we must devise a plan to save Thanksgiving day.
First, we are going to the local drug store to get some headache medicine - since aunt Ethel will give us all migraines with her mindless blabbering. Once we pick up the headache medicine, our next stop shall be the liquor store for a little wine to try to make a happy occasion out of this problem.
After that we probably will go get some ear plugs to use before the headache medicine kicks in. After that I think I'll feed the dog canned chili, then buy some new tiaras! Because nothing says festive and makes you feel happy like having a new tiara! Tiaras for all of the ladies except for mindless, blabbering Aunt Ethel. No new tiara for her.
Instead, Aunt Ethel will get a nice frilly pink gag with a bow on it but someone will have to just say it: Auntie we love you and all but you are terrible and you give us all headaches!" Auntie will get the idea and tell everyone that her will needs to be changed so that, but before she even finished the sentence, Uncle Bob butts in and said the barbeque is ready. So you grabbed a turkey leg and gave it to Aunt Ethel who has her mouth open because she was cut off as you secretly poured more sleeping powder in her drink.
Well, decide no matter what to be firm, tolerant and kind. Remember to enjoy and play music and smile and not loose the day to worry and most of all pray. Auntie Ethel was snoring from the sleeping powder, and Uncle Fred thought it would be funny to eat cake and not give her any.
Then they thought it would be great fun to get a marker pen and draw on her face they also thought it would be funny to dress her up in a clown costume and feed the dog some more chili.
Next time everyone should just bring their own food. A pot luck thing. As I sit here imagining all of this a stroke of genius hits me. Uncle Buck hasn't been to our house in quite awhile. What better time to invite the only man that likes to entertain everyone by projectile vomiting beer out of his nose, and hopefully as the projectile vomiting of beer is coming out of Uncle Buck's nose we can position sleeping Auntie Ethel so that it goes straight into her open snoring mouth and she will wake up with a terrible headache "ouch" and oh boy...what is that smell???
She now wonders what happened during thanksgiving dinner. Did she make out with Buck? He isn't even her husband, but I am sure she will be pleased because she had always admired Uncle Buck. He got married into the family so to her it is not weird. Her husband will need to just look the other way. After all it's the holidays.
Auntie Ethel has a terrible headache and feels like she drank a 24 pack of bad beer. She doesn't even drink beer. She isn't even sure she made out with Buck after all that beer that she doesn't even remember drinking.
Now the dog is sick from all that chili and just puked all over her new shoes. Auntie Ethel calls a cab and leaves. She has vowed never to return. Don't you just love a happy ending. Me too!
Contributing authors (In order of appearance):
Keith of Musings of an Unapologetic Dreamer
Marg of Margs Pets
Rhonda of Laugh Quotes
Jean(ie) of Life in My Happy Place
Barb of Blackboard Quotations
Steve of Stevebethere
Petro of The Seaman Mom
Sandy of Traveling Bells
Abelle of The Wows! and Oops! of Life
Catherine of Living the Gourmet
Rosey of Mail4Rosey
Empress Bee of Muffin53 part deux
Mollie of Mollie & Alfie
Kathe of It's a Snap!
Ron of Totus
Odie of Woodsterman
Willy of Hillbilly Willy
Rachel of Rocks Daily
Bearman of Bearman Cartoons
Andrew of Andrew Njonjo
A great big THANK YOU to everyone that contributed to the Story Game. You are all awesome!