Thursday, October 17, 2013

Wisdom

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

"You know why a banana is like a politician?" "He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten."

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors."

The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.

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26 comments :

  1. mmm... now I want a banana! Smoothie time!

    Hope you're having a wonderful time on the boat! big hugs xoxo

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  2. oh these are good. that last one is so true.

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  3. I really like the third one about advertising their sponsors!

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  4. Those are great, and so true. Politicians will always complicate the obvious and trivialize the momentous.

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  5. The best is definitely the sponsors LOL now that fits perfectly ;-)

    Have a tanfastic day ;-)

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  6. The first one made me laugh the hardest. I'm forever telling my kids to always question statistics.

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  7. So true, I have just had a banana for breakfast..LOL Big Hugs xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  8. Very apropos :) I think we should elect an entirely new congress.

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  9. Those are all such true statements. We think they are such good statements too. Have a great day.

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  10. I reckon I'd wind up firing most politicians if they ever had to work for and with me, and meet my work ethic; most couldn't. Average folk? No problem ;-)

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  11. Can't argue against any of that. Have a great day!

    PS: Politicians would cry if they were forced to do my job.

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  12. So true. And the politicians enjoy their retirement plan along with their special healthcare. Bugger all.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  13. i think the nascar garb for them would be PERFECT! and now roche' wants a sponsor. sigh, that boy is a handfull!

    smiles, bee
    xoxooxoxox

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  14. My hubby says the same thing about them living under their own laws. It's funny when they apply for exemptions.

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  15. Waiting for them all to be on the same health care plan as the rest of us

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  16. Oh, but they're SPECIAL! (not overly dripping sarcasm). Fire them all.

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  17. I knew that they'd find a way to solve their "differences". If it went on for long, they're afraid we might find life is better without them.

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  18. Funny how we don't have philosophers any more to tell us the truth, we have comedians. Good truths!

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  19. These are timely. All too true.

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  20. These hit the nail on head! POW!! so true, you are showing your wisdom for sure :D
    hugs, Faythe @GMT~

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  21. banana metaphor is briilliant hun!..ha xoxoxoxox have an awesome weekend my friend:)

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  22. Spot on Sandee! Enjoy the rest of your Thursday.

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  23. I like the uniform one! They certainly don't seem to be working for us.

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  24. Hee hee! Good ones!

    Hope you have a great Friday! Smooches to Little Bit!

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  25. I wonder how much was spent to figure out the first one? Brilliant collection. The last is probably too true to be funny, or course that didn't stop me from laughing.

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