Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Titanic vs. Clinton

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton : Cost - $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.

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22 comments :

  1. So funny. Thanks for this laugh.

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  2. the similarities are amazing....lol

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  3. So funny. Glad he didn't "go there". :)

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  4. hahaha! Yeah, let's not go there.

    Have a YAYful day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  5. Too funny :) have a super day, we have sun today WooHooo Big Hugs xxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  6. That was such a good book report and Oh so true. Well said. Have a great day Sandee and Zane.

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  7. Funny and sad at the same time. Before Bill Clinton people respected the man in the White House. Now, it's a bad joke.

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  8. Icy death---that's a good one. I lived in Little Rock when Bill was in the governors mansion. Stories were always coming to the surface about him having the state police bringing women to the mansion when Hillary was out of town.

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  9. :-O Let's not go there either. :-O

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  10. LOL totally not going there. But I'm sharing this one too. hahha

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  11. LMAO brilliant ;-)

    Have a titanictastic day ;-)

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  12. Entirely too similar! And funny.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  13. o.m.g. that was the best one yet! i didn't read it to roche' though, he's too young!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  14. Maybe they should turn it into a movie.

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  15. I doubt we'd get away with that in the UK. It'd probably be a fail ;)

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  16. Oh my gosh I love this one! Brings truth to life.

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  17. :) woohoo nice juxtaposition!! lol xoxoxoxox:)

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  18. Hee hee! Glad they didn't go there!

    Hope you have a great evening Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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  19. Seymour is LHRHBO* and fell off the entertainment center again...

    *Laughing His Round Hard Butt Off*

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