Thursday, October 24, 2013

The Phillips

A new council tax-evaluation policy wants to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

There is a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.

Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out partying in nightclubs. They are out of control.

I hate living near Windsor Castle.

Image Credit: Thames Web
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19 comments :

  1. And so it is... :)

    Now I'm going to go look for the Thames Web, I didn't even know there was such a site. :)

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  2. good neighbors are hard to find :)

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  3. Hawahwhahwhhwhaa nice one :) Have a super day big hugs xxxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  4. LMAO love it Sandee it is strange because I have similar neighbours down the road from me they call it Buckingham Palace LOL

    Have a palatial day ;-)

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  5. LOL! Good one Sandee! Have yourself a wonderful Thursday.

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  6. LOL love the revelation at the end of the place you were referring to.

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  7. I kinda had that one from the title! Have a fabulous day, honey! big hugs xoxo

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  8. Sounds like a great soap opera of those Royals. Life is just the same with those fancy people. Take care Sandee.

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  9. hahahah so funny!!!! Enjoy your day!

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  10. good one, you got me! ha ha

    roche' pitched another fit this morning wanting more suitcase room and less for me. i guess he'll win too. he always does. he wants to take his whole bag of rhinestones!

    smiles, bee
    xoxooxoxox

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  11. haha, had me going for a minute

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  12. Took me a moment to catch on. LOL! Love it!
    Hope all is well down your way!

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  13. Haha...didn't see that one coming. I'm slow on this chilly day.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  14. Royalty is always a pain.

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  15. Have they no thame...*ducking boos and throwd royal fur hats*

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  16. LOL. The Royal family is described quite well here.

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  17. Hopefully the grandson has stopped partying now that he's a new daddy. But you never can tell.

    Hope you have a lovely weekend! Any boating? Is the season over??

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