Sunday, October 27, 2013

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
  • Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc
  • Add the URL of your funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the week below.
Answers Given in a Bible Knowledge Test

The first book of the Bible is Guinness's. In the book of Guinness Adam and Eve were created from an apple. (Hmm could they mean Genesis?)

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of the Ark. Noah built the ark and the animals came on in pears.

Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.

Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.

The greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he actually obeyed him.

Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients.

A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.

Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

Solomon had 100 wives and 700 porcupines.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

When the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus sacked in the manager.

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

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23 comments :

  1. Clever. Fun twists. Sorry, I didn't do silly this weekend as I was too excited about seeing the tall ships.

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  2. LOL thanks for my morning laugh

    Have a biblefestastic Sunday ;-)

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  3. monotony it surely is *LOL*

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  4. Those are all pretty darn funny. Thanks for the laugh this morning. Hope you have a great day Sandee.

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  5. Think I've mastered the first commandment - I'm pretty good at telling my husband what he should do. :) These were great! Thanks once again for the laugh, Sandee. Have a great Sunday!

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  6. These are hilarious! Many chuckles :)

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  7. Monotony...wise guys...yep, I've had my two wee ones. Outta the mouths of babes. Love it.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  8. I'm so glad someone found my report. y-)

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  9. you got me giggling at porcupines! heeeee Have a great week!

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  10. What would you do with 700 Porkypines?

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  11. monotony? bahahaha! Yup. Silly stuff. Have a YAYful day, hopefully, with no wise guys. big hugs xoxo

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  12. "Apple" has been a magic word, from the Biblical Times to the present digital era. Definition of monotony is super!
    Have a great day!

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  13. Solomon had 700 porcupines or concubines! It's fun!.

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  14. starting with the first one it's obvious that you should never study for a bible test while bar hopping

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  15. LOL! They must have studied from a wrong book.

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  16. Some of these i hadn't heard before -- but i've heard a few answers teaching Sunday school in my day1 Hilarious!

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  17. funny one, thanks for adding me, arm is messed up and have not been on puter very much trying slowly have a good week

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  18. Someone's a little mixed up on those, lolol

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  19. I better start playing attention in church. I don't remember many of these. LOL!

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  20. That version of the bible would probably be a lot more popular!

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  21. "Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients." having eaten this, I think he is right.

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  22. hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I can't stop laughing at this :)

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