Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Lead in Prayer...

Never force children to Pray.

At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer...

BOY: But i don't know how to pray.

DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.

BOY: "Dear Lord" he started, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN

Hat tip: Sandy of Traveling Bells
Image Credit: Family Mealtime Prayers
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27 comments :

  1. I'm thinking he should pray for a quick recovery from all the heart attacks that occurred during his prayer :)

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  2. I guess he won't be asked to do that again. :)

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  3. out of the mouths of babes!! Bless their hearts.

    Big hugs honey xoxo

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  4. Thanks for the morning laugh to start my day--this is so good! Little kids have a way of telling it like it is.

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  5. hawahwhahwha loved it. Big hugs xxoxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  6. OMG that is just too funny. Bet they won't ask him again to pray. Take care Sandee and have a great day.

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  7. Great, I don't think he forgot anyone. :-h

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  8. What a family LMAO

    Have a praytastic week ;-)

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  9. too sweet!!! :) ah the innocence! HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! xoxoxoxox:)

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  10. Oh no - that served the dad right!

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  11. SOMEBODY lots of somebodies are in big trouble!

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  12. that will teach them! Hilarious! Have a great day!

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  13. Oops! Bet he won't have to lead the prayer again!

    Hope you enjoy your day! Scritches to Little Bit!

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  14. You never know what those kids will see-- and say! LOL

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  15. Guess he is done leading the prayers

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  16. LOL! You have to be careful who you ask to say prayers. Then again he was speaking the truth!:) Enjoy the rest of your day Sandee.

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  17. Haha...enjoyed reading all the comments. It is still funny!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  18. :)) guess they won't choose him again for something he is not rehearsed for! :D
    Faythe @ GrammyMouseTails

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  19. Amen. Please pass the salt. :)

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  20. Dear Sandee, Out of the mouth of babes comes the most sincere truth! Blessings dear and hugs, Catherine xo

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  21. Out of the mouths of babes! It never ceases to amaze me that children who have not learned to lie speak their mind. It should be illegal to grow up!!!!

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  22. :X Well, he did like he was told.
    And for sure he prayed for the important matters. d-)
    ..

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  23. hahahahahaaaa... good one. Children are dangerous at times!

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  24. hahahaha!!! and that is how you pray before dinner :)

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