Saturday, September 7, 2013

Rubber Gloves

The next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this...

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a joke as he put on his gloves.

Do you know how they make these gloves, he asked.

No, I don't, she replied.

Well, he spoofed, there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and the workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.

She didn't crack a smile.

Oh well, I tried, he thought. Big five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. What's so funny, he asked.

I was just envisioning how condoms are made.

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working.

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings
Image Credit: Permanent Choices
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16 comments :

  1. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

    Seymour is all perplexed, saying "I don't get it..."

    How can a 3.5 billion year old pet rock be THAT naïve?

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  2. LOL, Thank you for the funny, have a great weekend . Big Hugs xx0xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  3. LOL! My mother so wouldn't get that. srsly.

    Have a perfect day honey. big hugs xoxo

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  4. I wear those kinds of gloves all the time at work. Good one to keep me smiling through the day

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  5. LOL that's hilarious - I'll bet she made the dentist blush on that one haha!

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  6. LOL, too funny. You gotta watch out for us old ladies. Have a fantastic day Sandee.

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  7. Just because there is snow on their roof doesn't mean there's no fire in the furnace!

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  8. seymour didn't get it? roche' laughed his pebble off! bwahahaha

    smiles, bee
    xoxooxox

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  9. If you want the right fit . . . y-)

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  10. My nephew by marriage used to work in a rubber glove factory. Actually rubber gloves are one size fits all. :-h

    They had a few very long conveyer rope lines with wooden hands dangling. At appropriate times the hands were dipped into the latex solution. When at the end of the line the gloves were thick enough and dried, an air blast blew the glove off the hand and it went into a hopper for boxing.

    Several years ago they stopped making gloves and changed the lines over to making ______ (fill in the blank). I watched them making gloves but haven't seen the other. Of course I am wondering what kind of a machine rolls them up. Could be ...
    ..

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  11. Hahahaha! Love little ole ladies😀

    Happy weekend. Big hugs, honey...

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  12. LOL I have always wondered that too ;-)

    Have a brilliant ;-)

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  13. We old women are smart!

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  14. The dentist certainly got the old lady's brain going!:)

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