Sunday, August 25, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, in fact if you don't like rules then just ignore the few that are posted below. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. I'll do my very best to visit everyone's Silly Sunday post.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
  • Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc
  • Add the URL of your funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the week below.
Three Hymns

One Sunday, a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor noticed that someone had contributed a $100 bill. Extremely grateful, he wanted to personally thank the generous person before the whole congregation.

A quiet, elderly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she pointed to the three handsomest men in the congregation: "I'll take him and him and him."


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23 comments :

  1. Haha! never saw that coming nor did the Pastor C-)

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  2. bahahahaha! I must admit, I saw one or two HIMS on the cruise I would have liked to take home... one particular fella from Turkey springs to mind! ;)

    Have a fabulous day, honey. big hugs xoxo

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  3. hahahaha!! three hims!!

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  4. Now that is a smart lady. They were kind of expensive hymns though.
    Have a great day Sandee and Zane.

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  5. LOL, I wonder if something like this could increase Sunday attendance :)

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  6. You have to watch out for those little old church ladies! Good one!

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  7. oh hahahah and have a lovely silly Sunday!

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  8. LOL, she was def. confused... or not. ;)

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  9. Cute. I hope it worked out well for her :)

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  10. You just can't believe how excited I was when she picked me. :D

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  11. hahahahaha! Happy Silly Sunday! Have a great weekend!

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  12. Smart lady! Bwahaahahahahahahaha!

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  13. she knew what she wanted, lmao
    have a good week

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  14. LOL this was awesome. And I agree with Ann's comment :) certainly could be an attendance-increaser

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  15. Old ladies rock! Smart gal. Good one!

    Have yourselves some great Sunday fun. Big hugs, my friend...

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  16. I can just imagine the shock on the pastor's face! He did not make the Top 3 though! LOL Enjoy the rest of your Sunday Sandee.

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  17. You don"t always get what you pay for----poor lady.

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  18. This was a good one, and Woodserman's comment added so much to it. So funny.

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  19. I had the same idea but only had a twenty on me. I walked home-no bus fare left.

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  20. Dear Sandee, That is adorable!!! and funny! Blessings dear and hugs, Catherine xo

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  21. hahahahahahahaaaaaa....

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  22. Taking them home is extra

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