Sunday, August 11, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, in fact if you don't like rules then just ignore the few that are posted below. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. I'll do my very best to visit everyone's Silly Sunday post.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
  • Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc
  • Add the URL of your funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the week below.
Jewish Humor

Do you remember the old-time Jewish comedians - Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others? You may have only heard of them, but don't we all miss their kind of humor? Not a single swear word in their comic routines:

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home."

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife does.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife calls it the Dead Sea.

My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night. This time I was the one who stayed in the bathroom and cried.

My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.

The Doctor called Mrs Cohen saying, "Mrs Cohen, your check came back." Mrs Cohen replied, "So did my arthritis!"



  1. Oh, I LOVED them all. Hysterical!! I haven't thought of Totie Fields in YEARS! Every now and then I click on Comedy Central to see what the new comedians are like... me no like most of them.

    Have yourself a perfect day! big hugs xoxo

  2. LOL all funny but love
    We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

    Have a brilliant Sunday ;-)

  3. Goodness, that brings back lots of memories. I do remember Red Buttons and Milton Berle. Those were two funny men. Love those jokes. They were all very funny. Thanks for the chuckle.

  4. Great lines. These tickled my funny bone.

    Big hugs, honey...

  5. i KNOW! the vulgarity of the shows now are awful. and i was just commenting to marty and cat last night you can't watch a thing on tv without sex now. buggers, it's just not necessary. rent porn if you want to watch sex. marty and i were watching a show when chuck came in just when they showed them in bed, chuck said what are you doing, i said watching porn with my son-in-law, what do you think? embarrassing...

    smiles, bee

  6. Yes! They were hilarious, and you didn't have to worry if the children were in the room. Thanks for the memories.

  7. LOL love the funnies. We have sent Sugar a ton of smiles. Have a wonderful Sunday. Big Hugs xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  8. Those are funny! LMAO on the mudpack one. I remember by father used to give mudpacks at his barber shop many years ago.

  9. Take my wife ... please. :P

  10. I love that kind of comedy. :)

  11. Never heard of Totie Fields. Might have to check him (er her) out

  12. Thanks for the chuckles!

  13. I remember all of these comedians and loved all of these jokes.

  14. Jokes of yesteryear are superb!
    Have a great Sunday!

  15. I love these one liners. thanks for the giggles :)

  16. LOL! Very funny! Thanks for brightening my Sunday afternoon as always Sandee. Enjoy the rest of your day.


  17. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

    Now that was funny!

  18. I don't know all those guys but I remember a few of them and they were funny.

  19. Jack Benny is my favorite old time comedian.

  20. Haha, yes, I miss those guys too. So wise... I think I'll try not paying my doctor's bill in the future. That way, I can live forever.

  21. Thanks, Sandee, for all the laughs ;o)

  22. Oh dead sea!! :)) lol


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