Thursday, August 22, 2013

Cinderella

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"

The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"

The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?"

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says: "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind, and handsome, young man." Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful, the likes of him neither she, nor the world, had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life."

And with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each others eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man, she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and; held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, as he whispered ... "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

Hat tip: Ron Russell
Image Credit: Listal
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31 comments :

  1. LMAO now that was funny I gotta share it, although I wonder why she named her cat Bob :((

    Have a fairytastic day ;-)

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  2. Oh whoops... ;-) Seymour doesn't get it...anyone want to 'splain to the pet rock what 'neutered' is?

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  3. I had a cat named Bob; I cannot imagine him this way. Yikes.

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  4. I thought women just wanted a pretty man to clean her toilets

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  5. Oh too funny. That was a good one.Gotta be careful what you wish for. Take care.

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  6. LOL!!! This gave me a much-need laugh! Needed this at work this morning :)

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  7. do you think i should have roche' fixed?

    smiles, bee
    oxoxo

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  8. That'll teach you humans!

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  9. LOL, it'd have been creepy if they hooked up anyway. :) :) :)

    Happy Thursday!

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  10. hahahahahahaaaaaa....
    have a great day!

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  11. Hahaha!

    Hope you and Little Bit have a glorious day!

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  12. Hahaha!

    Have a lovely day!

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  13. Thank for the Link. I cracked up the first time I read this one.

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  14. Now that one was hilarious!! I had no idea where it was headed. Thanks for keeping a smile on my face right now. Stressed to the hilt! :)

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  15. hahahah I saw that one coming! what a hoot! Have a lovely day!

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  16. LOL! Very funny Sandee! What an ending! Enjoy the rest of your day.

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  17. This was hilarious! Thanks for the visit to my blog,Sandee.

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  18. Da-yum! Always plan ahead:)

    Big hugs, honey...

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  19. Funny. I will have to let my hubby read this. I had my Perry neutered as a good pet mom. He is sweet and loving too. LOL. This one is going to cause spontaneous, unexplained laughter for the rest of the evening. Thanks for stopping by.

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  20. Bwahahahahahahaha that is so good!! y-) =)) :((

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  21. I knew something was going to go wrong with this plan :) Thanks for the laughs :)

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  22. ROFL that is too funny

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  23. I never saw that coming!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT!

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  24. A classic, and i love it!

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  25. Dear Sandee, That is priceless!! Blessings dearest. Catherine xo

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  26. Maybe she can get another young prince.

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  27. hahwahhwhahwhha thank you for the laugh :) Big hugs xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  28. :) Thank Goodness for Viagra!!! y-)
    ..

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